Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Negation Aspiration vol. 122


This is what the drug epidemic has come to on Long Island — crack pipes being sold in vending machines

These vending machines are selling crack pipes

Friday, September 7, 2018

Awww Yeah vol. 90

Homeless man arrested for sexually assaulting a dying beaver in the middle of the road

  • Whitney Nycole explained on Facebook that she had stumbled upon the injured beaver while driving through Columbia Park in Kennewick
  • The woman went home to grab a box and returned to find a man sexually abusing the beaver with his pants unzipped
  • Richard Delp, 35, was arrested at the scene and charged with animal cruelty
  • Delp was also in possession of methamphetamine at the scene and was charged with possession
  • According to local police and Nycole, the beaver died

Monday, September 3, 2018

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 139


In her tribute to her father’s service, McCain reminded her audience, with a noticeable hint of venom in her voice that Vietnam was a “most distant and hostile corner of the world” in which to fight. Perhaps, she too shares her father’s well-known distaste for the Vietnamese, about whom he once wrote: "I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live.”


McCain’s funeral was a disgusting exercise in historical revisionism

John McCain's life was a lot like the film Top Gun.
the only difference was in McCain's version, it was a Maverick who got Goosed.

PS: i frequently have sexual fantasies about Megan McCain that usually end with her swallowing me whole like Kirby.

NERRRRRRRD! vol. 71


THE CRAZY LEGACY OF JACK KIRBY’S FORGOTTEN 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY