U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 142

The world just literally laughed at Donald Trump during UN speech

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 141

Border Patrol Agent Suspected of Being a Serial Killer Arrested in Laredo

Negation Aspiration vol. 123

"As for us, we never apologized for our grotesque overreaction to hearing what we now know to be true. In the years since SNL, archdioceses all over the world have been exposed for enabling horrific child abuse and the sexualized torture of children and protecting abusive priests from punishment... In August, the Pennsylvania attorney general released a massive grand jury report detailing seven decades of systemic child sex abuse and cover-up in six archdioceses. It lists more than 300 alleged predator priests accused of raping more than 1,000 identifiable children... In Chile, where O’Connor performed for human rights decades ago, all 31 active Catholic bishops offered to resign after it was revealed that church officials destroyed evidence of sexual abuse of children."

What She Hasn't Got: An Apology For Sinéad O'Connor

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 140

Nervous 

Republicans 

Revive 

‘Carnage’ 

as 

Turnout 

Strategy

Steve Bannon is back with a new 
fearmongering movie 
that’s firing up conservative media 
about left-wing violence.

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 337

'Hardware' director Richard Stanley's adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's 'The Colour out of Space' coming 'in the near future'

Negation Aspiration vol. 122

This is what the drug epidemic has come to on Long Island — crack pipes being sold in vending machines

These vending machines are selling crack pipes

By Tamar Lapin

September 10, 2018 | 10:46am 

Awww Yeah vol. 90

Homeless man arrested for sexually assaulting a dying beaver in the middle of the road

• Whitney Nycole explained on Facebook that she had stumbled upon the injured beaver while driving through Columbia Park in Kennewick
• The woman went home to grab a box and returned to find a man sexually abusing the beaver with his pants unzipped
• Richard Delp, 35, was arrested at the scene and charged with animal cruelty
• Delp was also in possession of methamphetamine at the scene and was charged with possession
• According to local police and Nycole, the beaver died

Negation Aspiration vol. 121

Boy 'decapitates himself with chainsaw' after losing computer game as police probe 'incitement to suicide'

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 139

In her tribute to her father’s service, McCain reminded her audience, with a noticeable hint of venom in her voice that Vietnam was a “most distant and hostile corner of the world” in which to fight. Perhaps, she too shares her father’s well-known distaste for the Vietnamese, about whom he once wrote: "I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live.”

McCain’s funeral was a disgusting exercise in historical revisionism

John McCain's life was a lot like the film Top Gun.
the only difference was in McCain's version, it was a Maverick who got Goosed.

PS: i frequently have sexual fantasies about Megan McCain that usually end with her swallowing me whole like Kirby.

NERRRRRRRD! vol. 71

THE CRAZY LEGACY OF JACK KIRBY’S FORGOTTEN 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY