Sunday, August 28, 2022

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 545

 stand-out viewing for the cum-bleached spite-diaper that was August. 

(July)



ARE THOSE EARS???
Owww! Not So Loud!




beeeeeeeuuuuuuubs



don't you feel like a pony when you sweat?



shut up, Mom.



pictured: Ben Shapiro and Marjorie Taylor Green creating the AIDS epidemic.



feel like Ti West is a big fan of this one. 



reminded me a lot of Beast of No Nation. 



Harold and Maude meets Elephant. 



veers just a weeee bit to close into fear-mongering, but not nearly as much as some other entries in the pornsploitation genre. 



finally crossing this one off the bucket list. effortlessly charming, thoughtful, and yeah, hot as fuck. 


Saturday, August 27, 2022

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 291

 

Trump Didn’t Kill Reaganism. These Guys Did.

A new book argues that Ronald Reagan’s election actually marked the end of an era of conservatism — and opened the door to the angrier politics that took Reaganism’s place.

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 543

 “Two teenage outcasts bond over their shared love of a scary television show. However, the boundary between TV and reality begins to blur after it is mysteriously canceled.”


‘I Saw the TV Glow’ – A24 Making a Horror Movie With ‘We’re All Going to the World’s Fair’ Director

Sunday, August 21, 2022

NERRRRRRRRRRRRD! vol. 191

 

Grendel: Netflix Live-Action Series Getting Matt Wagner Project Tie-In

Books... Are FUN vol. 39

 "When horror writer Nick Steen gets sucked into a cursed typewriter by the terrifying Type-Face, Dark Lord of the Prolix, the hellish visions inside his head are unleashed for real. Forced to fight his escaping imagination - now leaking out of his own brain - Nick must defend the town of Stalkford from his own fictional horrors, including avascular-necrosis-obsessed serial killer Nelson Strain and Nick's dreaded throppleganger, the Dark Third.

"Can he and Roz, his frequently incorrect female editor, hunt down these incarnate denizens of Nick's rampaging imaginata before they destroy Stalkford, outer Stalkford and possibly slightly further?

"From the twisted genius of horror master Garth Marenghi - FrighternermanDarkscribeDoomsage (plus Man-Shee) - come three dark tales from his long-lost multi-volume epic: TerrorTome.

"Can a brain leak?
(Yes, it can)"

Dreamweaver Garth Marenghi is finally releasing a book we can actually read

Saturday, August 20, 2022

GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 65

“Lately we’ve been talking a lot about on this show—we’re gonna talk about it tonight—the freedom in the arts,” offered Maher, before continuing: “You know, you’ve written some episodes of… The Office which they don’t show now. I see Jamie Foxx’s new movie was shelved—I guess he made it a few years ago, but they’re not gonna ever show it. They make less comedies. I mean, you found a way to make a comedy about something, but I’m sure you have to be very careful about a lot of different things. They’re making less because it’s so not worth it to even try. Where are you on that?”

Novak wasn’t so convinced of Maher’s theory. “I think there’s a difference between the gatekeepers and the audience—and I think you see this firsthand as a stand-up. The audiences, I think, are pretty down for everything,” he said. “They’re pretty smart people, and can be trusted a lot more than the gatekeepers sometimes worry. The gatekeepers are worried about the chatter in their own spheres, but I think audiences can be trusted to be pretty smart.”

 “But it’s not in the hands of the audience,” shot back Maher.

“I’m saying, I don’t think the problem is that the audiences are too sensitive. I think the problem is that people are worried that other people are too sensitive.”

Maher was speechless.

As for Jamie Foxx’s feature directorial debut All-Star Weekend, which the actor has claimed was shelved indefinitely due to sensitivities over Robert Downey Jr. playing a Mexican in the film, well, the movie was shot all the way back in 2016, and apparently featured Foxx playing a white racist cop and Downey Jr. as a Mexican. The movie was originally scheduled to be released in Feb. 2018, timed to NBA All-Star weekend, but was not completed in time. Its release date was then pushed a year to NBA All-Star weekend 2019 but was still not completed in time. All-Star Weekend’s release was subsequently pushed to late 2019, and then to 2021, but is now apparently on ice. We don’t know whether this has to do with the quality of the film or other factors, but rest assured, it’s the studio’s decision.

An important piece of info that Maher rather conveniently failed to mention regarding All-Star Weekend is that, in addition to its apparent post-production problems, Jeremy Piven has second billing in the film. In late 2017 into early 2018, eight women accused Piven of sexual misconduct.


B.J. Novak Shuts Down Bill Maher’s ‘Cancel Culture’ Nonsense


Maher of course would then unload his diaper during the panel discussion about how him (an overvalued overpaid increasingly irrelevant talk show host who hasn't upgraded his personality since Hugh Hefner's funeral) not being able to see a corny movie is more pressing than the literal erosion of democratic freedoms.

somebody drop a me-too bomb on this walking bathroom glyph already. 

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 540

 

Fantastic Fest 2022 – Jason Eisener’s ‘Kids vs. Aliens’ to World Premiere; ‘Terrifier 2’, ‘V/H/S/99’, ‘Sick’, ‘The Menu’, ‘Birdemic 3’ and More!

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 290

 The United States now faces a different kind of violence, from people who believe in nothing—or at least, in nothing real. We do not risk the creation of organized armies and militias in Virginia or Louisiana or Alabama marching on federal institutions. Instead, all of us face random threats and unpredictable dangers from people among us who spend too much time watching television and plunging down internet rabbit holes. These people, acting individually or in small groups, will be led not by rebel generals but by narcissistic wannabe heroes, and they will be egged on by cowards and instigators who will inflame them from the safety of a television or radio studio—or from behind the shield of elected office. Occasionally, they will congeal into a mob, as they did on January 6, 2021.

There is no single principle that unites these Americans in their violence against their fellow citizens. They will tell you that they are for “liberty” and “freedom,” but these are merely code words for personal grudges, racial and class resentments, and a generalized paranoia that dark forces are manipulating their lives. These are not people who are going to take up the flag of a state or of a deeper cause; they have already taken up the flag of a failed president, and their causes are a farrago of conspiracy theories and pulpy science-fiction plots.

What makes this situation worse is that there is no remedy for it. When people are driven by fantasies, by resentment, by an internalized sense of inferiority, there is no redemption in anything. Winning elections, burning effigies, even shooting at other citizens does not soothe their anger but instead deepens the spiritual and moral void that haunts them.


The New Era of Political Violence Is Here

Saturday, August 13, 2022

GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 64

 This is ultimately the promise of “based” politics. All ye dissatisfied with liberalism — bikers, coders, shitposters, alienated intellectuals — huddle underneath my cloak and I will cast the spell that will free you to grill once more, without fear of interracial same-sex couples in dish soap commercials. Trump, with his single-minded devotion to the culture war, paved the way for such a barely concealed illiberal promise. More than a half-decade after his rise, politicians like Masters and money-men like Thiel are building the tools, ideological framework and constituency to follow through on it. As niche as it might be, the movement providing their cultural spark could become a permanent feature of American political life.


Blake Masters Could Become the First ‘Based’ Senator

Why the online far-right has adopted Blake Masters, the 36-year-old Arizona Senate candidate.

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 289

... folks insisted Trump is just stubbornly clinging to otherwise irrelevant classified documents, and that the "raid" was closer to the government coming to fetch an overdue library book. 

Late Tuesday, reports from both the Washington Post and the New York Times pointed to the latter theory, with the Times noting that the "agents carried out the search in a relatively low-key manner," even avoiding wearing their FBI jackets. If that turns out to be true, then the situation is disappointing, but somehow even more sinister. It would suggest Trump is hanging onto these documents for the same reason a serial killer keeps jewelry from his victims, as a trophy to caress whenever he wishes to reminisce over his destructive power and gloat about how he got away with it all.

All of the violent rhetoric and defenses of Trumpian criminality are bad no matter what, but it's especially bizarre if it's all in service of Trump boring his guests at Mar-a-Lago by showing off letters from Kim Jung-un. As Paul Waldman of the Washington Post points out, however, it's part of a larger Trump-driven mission — which has been wholly adopted by the larger Republican Party — to collapse any distinction between the party's political agenda, the goals of far-right extremists and Trump's impulses. 

There was much online mockery of the GOP House Judiciary tweeting, "If they can do it to a former President, imagine what they can do to you." A lot of people pointed out that the FBI wouldn't hesitate to show up at any of our houses, if we had, like Trump, stolen classified documents. But that's not really what any of this is about. Trump has, with his relentless whining, managed to turn himself into a larger symbol of right-wing America's own complaints about what they perceive as unfair attacks on their own unearned privileges over those they consider un-Americans. 

Republican America is trapped in an endless whirlwind of nebulous rage over its own perceived victimization.

Trump's whining is received by his base on this symbolic level. His tantrum over being asked to obey record-keeping laws resonates with his followers because of its resemblance to their personal grievances like being asked not to use the n-word around the grandkids or being told by H.R. to stop ogling the secretary's legs. It's not unlike having your niece make a face at Thanksgiving when you go off on another rant about "globalists" and the "abortion industry" or having people unfollow you on Facebook when you post yet another unhinged meme about the "invasion" at the border. Trump devotees keenly feel the slights against their "right" to be racist, sexist louts — that's what all the "cancel culture" whining is about.

Trump has channeled that larger and inchoate cloud of entitled whining into his own set of often idiosyncratic bellyaches.


The furor over the FBI's search of Mar-a-Lago, explained: Trump's base loves his narcissism

Trump's base loves his petulance, even as it repulses everyone else

#truecrimepowerelectronics vol. 62

 

Armie Hammer’s Alleged Victims Reveal Shocking Messages and Voice Memos in New Investigative Docuseries

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 288 / GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 62

 “I’m more of a red-meat conservative, and this feels like popcorn and cotton candy.” 


Even Before the FBI Search, MAGA World Was Saying It's at War

At CPAC, the conservative conference of the summer, the rhetoric was heated and entirely tipped towards Donald Trump and the most extreme elements in the GOP.

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 61

 

Trump, Alex Jones and Steve Bannon: GOP goons follow a familiar playbook when accountability knocks

Threats and bluster are meant to intimidate authorities and juries into backing down — but no one should be afraid

stop walking on eggshells around these sentient barstools of cystic gristle. 

"bUt tHeY gEt mAd"

they're always mad. 

always.

they're mad when they lose. 

they're mad when they win. 

they exist to be bitter, angry, and spiteful.

it's their brand. 

it's their product.

it's the only way they know how to measure the depths of their fortitude. 

they're pathetic. 

let them eat rope. 

let them get themselves killed. 

let them die for a gaggle of cracked-up burn-outs who wouldn't piss on their gums if their teeth were on fire. 

i don't care anymore. 

burn it down and fuck the dust. 

I take superior delight in the fact that no matter how often they get their way, they're too craven, insecure, stupid, and generally self-nullifying to enjoy it proper. 

Fuck Trump. Fuck everyone at Fox News, OAN, The Daily Wire, The Blaze, Infowars, Turning Point USA, and all of jizz-breathing carnie pieces of shit that make up the Republibrecontrarian mass. 

actually i take something back; 

you're not pieces of shit. 

you're the whole cunting pile. 

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 287

 

Trump Supporters Are Calling for Civil War After FBI Search of Mar-a-Lago


oh for fuck's sa.....

THEY TOOK SOME BOXES OUT OF A COUNTRY CLUB,  YOU WHINGEY FAGGOTS. 

AS FOR ALL YOUR HARD-PEE BLOVIATING ABOUT "rEvElUcHiOn"; SHIT OR GET OFF YOUR MOTHER'S MOUTH AIGHTY. 

Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 27

 

VICE TV Announces Debut of “Tales from the Territories” Series This October

Monday, August 8, 2022

#truecrimepowerelectronics vol. 61

 

‘Children of the Underground’ Review: FX Docuseries Looks at Misinformation in Abuse Allegations

U.S.A.! U.S.....a? vol. 286

 Lions Not Sheep, a company that sprang up during the pandemic, became notorious for printing far-right slogans like “Let’s Go Brandon” and “Give Violence a Chance” on clothing. Both it and company owner Sean Whalen were also ordered to pay $211,335 in fines over the fake labels. The penalty comes after the FTC found that Lions Not Sheep employees had removed “Made in China” tags and replaced them with the “bogus” ones.


MAGA Clothing Brand Busted Over Fake ‘Made in USA’ Tags

Friday, August 5, 2022

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

NERRRRRRRRRRRD! vol. 190

 the movie was nearly finished, and already building awareness among fans. Why would Warner Bros. Discovery throw all that away?

According to sources with knowledge of the situation, the most likely reason: taxes.



Why Warner Bros. Killed ‘Batgirl’: Inside the Decision Not to Release the DC Movie


‘Batgirl’ Debacle Pushes DC Back Once Again

Warner Bros. wants to reach the heights of Marvel Studios, but it lacks the patience and understanding of its characters to ever get there, writes The Hollywood Reporter contributor Richard Newby.