Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Thursday, April 21, 2011

It's a Funny World We Live In vol. 09 / Song for the Week of 4/17/11

6 arrested in teen's murder

Authorities have arrested six people in connection with the killing of a 15-year-old boy whose body was burned and shoveled into paint buckets. Authorities said he was severely beaten, shot multiple times with a .22-caliber handgun, beaten again and, after showing signs of life, shot another time. the body was dragged into a bathtub, where they broke the victim's kneecaps with some type of object. he was then hog-tied and placed in a sleeping bag, which was carried into the backyard and burned in a fire pit. Using bleach, the suspects cleaned the house, and then shoveled remains from the burn pit into several five-gallon paint buckets.

Monday, April 18, 2011

FxMxLx vol. 27


looking at this woman confirms that i am 99.9% meta-libidinous hyper-violence.

go go gadget cuuuuummmmm.


Esquire woman we love - Daisy Lowe from esquireuk on Vimeo.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

We are the Sprocket Holes vol. 187 (on an undercover cop)

Review: Scre4m is the y3ar’s w0rst f1lm

Scre4m is like a thousand amateur Freudians queefing in an echo chamber and then discussing it for the next hour. It is an amazing combination of ambitious, pretentious, narcissistic, and idiotic. It is a remedial-English class slam poem. This is a film in which each character can reference every horror film franchise and plot cliché of the last 60 years, yet seem totally unaware when they’re actually executing one. It is a film shamelessly aspiring to meta post-modernism in which Anthony Anderson plays a sassy black deputy who exclaims “DAMN!” unironically. It is boring, pointless, obnoxious, and terrible. One scene involves, I kid you not, DUELING WEBCAMS.


HA to the HA.

proof that no matter how bad horror has gotten or will get, NOTHING will ever be as awful as the late 90s Ironic Slasher craze. i'll take torture porn and misguided remakes over this winky glib-for-the-sake-of-being-glib 90210 bullshit any day of the week.

Friday, April 1, 2011

We are the Sprocket Holes vol. 186

The HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN Delivers Justice And Bloody Carcasses In New Red Band Trailer

by Todd Brown, April 1, 2011 5:35 AM

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Jason Eisener's Hobo With A Shotgun hits VOD in the US today with a US theatrical release following in early May and to properly prepare audiences for the coming onslaught of blood and one liners Magnet Releasing have created a new Red-Band trailer for the film.

Yes, this has a lot of blood in it.

No, it does not even begin to spoil the film's biggest moments.

A train pulls into its final station and a Hobo (Rutger Hauer) hops from a freight car. He has dreams of a fresh life in a new city, but finds himself trapped in an urban hell instead. A city where criminals rule the streets, landlords evict single mothers in the middle of the night, and where the city's crime boss, The Drake, reigns supreme with his sadistic, homeless-killing sons, Slick & Ivan. Through the chaos, the Hobo comes across a shop window displaying a second hand lawn mower and a shotgun, and decides it's time to cut the grass, make the city beautiful and start a new way of life. But after witnessing the brutality that encompasses this city, he realizes the only way to make a difference in this place is with a gun in his hand and two shells in its chamber.

This film is big screen madness on a scale seldom seen. Check the new trailer below.

Double You, Tea F. vol. 114 (Rater's Gonna Rate)

Rater's Gonna Rate.