Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Negation Aspiration vol. 181

The “Cancel Culture” Con

Dave Chappelle, Shane Gillis, and other alleged victims would rather scold their critics than come up with fresh material.

Tuesday, September 24, 2019

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 205

Trump’s tweet is notable in at least three respects. First, the contrast Trump drew between “a very happy young girl” and Thunberg’s demeanor during her speech. In it, she noted world leaders have “stolen my dreams, my childhood, with your empty word” noted that “we are in the beginning of a mass extinction;” and asked, “How dare you pretend that this can be solved with just business as usual and some technical solutions?” Trump’s comment is meant to undermine the very thing that makes Thunberg an effective activist: the impassioned moral clarity with which she speaks about climate change....As mean-spirited as Trump’s tweet seems, it wasn’t the ugliest response that the American right had to Thunberg’s speech. On Fox News, the Daily Wire pundit Michael Knowles demeaned Thunberg, who has Asperger’s syndrome, as a “mentally ill Swedish child.” Knowles’s commentary prompted Fox News to issue an unusual statement rebuking him and apologizing to Thunberg.


Trump’s tweet about Greta Thunberg is one of his ugliest yet


every time i think i've blown my last fuse or had the last of nerves razed to a numbing calm, this cancel-proof meat dumpster of wet crime scene tape and necrotic radioactive boar cocks gets me seeing a brand new shade of Indonesian haze red.

the only thing keeping me from killing myself is the thought of HepaTitan choking to death on his 2am murder-burger.

Friday, September 20, 2019

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 204

Like every bully ever, he tends to be all bluster in the cafeteria but absent for the scheduled after-school rumble. Anyone who followed him on the campaign trail knows Trump, in word, can be limitlessly abusive, but if he has to face verbal targets, he often starts backpedaling before he’s through the door.



Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Awwww Yeah vol. 130

Milo Yiannopoulos Tries to Break Into the World of Furries, Is Brutally Rejected

Awwww Yeah vol. 129

A fire has gutted the Yarram Herd Services building overnight, destroying around 100 cryogenic cylinders used to store cattle semen. Neighbours were woken by large explosions at around 3am. Firefighters had to dodge “projectiles”


Fire Causes 100 Vats Of Cow Cum To Explode In VIC, Redefining “Hitting The Back Walls”

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Awwwww Yeah vol. 128

carrying a raincoat, its pockets packed with previously purloined panties, a serial lingerie larcenist confessed to the creepy crime of surreptitiously plucking panties. 
 the judge confessed to raiding the woman’s hamper for her panties on multiple occasions before he was finally nabbed.


Long Island judge pleads guilty to stealing his neighbor’s panties, likely to get probation



Tuesday, September 10, 2019

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 203

Trump Fires John Bolton as National Security Adviser

“I informed John Bolton last night that his services are no longer needed at the White House,” the president tweeted. “I disagreed strongly with many of his suggestions.”

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 347

The final result is a movie that feels as paranoid, cruel, ludicrous and radiation-poisoned as its characters; the kind of movie that is on an irregular and grotesque wavelength of its own making and will leave people not just in disbelief about what they just saw but what any of it meant, if it meant anything at all. As the narrator at the end of Lovecraft’s story remarks: “What it was, only God knows.”

Color Out of Space

TIFF 2019 Review

Books.... are FUN vol. 00000

  • “It can be a pickle to sort a predisposition from a premonition, a fickle folly from a formidable phrase, or a pursuer from the pursued.”
  • “The pencil piƱata of a person bleeds the confetti of plagiarized pop paeans.”
  • “Sycophants of social media suck the conventional cock of censors’ sensibilities volunteering complicity in common thought—they’re bought!”
  • Bob Honey Sings Jimmy Crack Corn—and you won’t care—in Sean Penn’s second novel

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Awwww Yeah vol. 127

when it comes to the idea that porn broadly causes negative attitudes toward women, the researchers conclude: “The evidence just isn’t there, and much of today’s rhetoric about pornography seems to be more of a moral panic than public health crisis.”

Study: Porn 'Superfans' Less Sexist Than Your Average Man

Monday, September 2, 2019

NERRRRRRD! vol. 88Chan

Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy

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We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 346

In a zero-star review from RogerEbert.com, Brian Tallerico writes, “‘The Fanatic’ hates fans. It hates actors. It hates tourists, shop owners, and servants. It really, really hates autistic people. And it hates you. It’s a movie that thinks you’re an idiot, someone who won’t see through its shallow provocations, illogical behavior, and vile misanthropy.”


Critics Savage John Travolta’s Career Rock-Bottom ‘The Fanatic’: It’s a Movie That Hates You


Reviewers are having a whale of a time eviscerating director and Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst's new thriller.

Awwww Yeah vol. 126

The Straight Pride Parade Is The Newest Far-Right Meme And Cities Aren’t Ready For It