We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 537

 stand out viewing for the chum-lotioned pubic lice-cob that was July. 

(June)

SZAMANKA (1996, dir. Andrzej Zulawski)

It's been taking me quite the minute, but i'm finally approaching a respectable depth of Zulawski viewing. this one might be my favorite thus far. 

 THE SHADOWED MIND (1988, dir. Cedric Sundstrom) 

a South African sex gialli? sure. 

NOPE (2022, dir. Jordan Peele)

perfect blends the unique spin on social fiction of Get Out with the impeccable popcorn horror iconography of Us. 

NINJA III: THE DOMINATION (1984, dir. Sam Firstenberg)

easily the most bat-shit insane offering from the sacred Cannon Group. 

MODERN VAMPIRES (1998, dir. Richard Elfman)

Richard Elfman (Forbidden Zone) trying his hand at the 1990s “cool ‘n sexy” vampire sub-genre (complete with Udo Kier). It’s…. something. sidenote; imagine if someone good actualized a triple XXX triple threat between Natasha Gregson Wagner, Casper Van Dien, and Natasha Lyone in 1998. 

MASTER OF THE WORLD (1983, dir. Alberto Cavallone)

someone find Cavallone's Maldoror right now. 

HATCHING (2022, dir. Hanna Bergholm)

like a baby caught in a garbage disposal; tight and gross. 

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022, dir.s Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert)

if you hated this, you're just being an asshole. 

BLOOD HUNT (1986, dir. Javier Elorrieta)

"the lighthearted feel good romantic comedy of the decade" - Rodrigo Duterte

ARABELLA BLACK ANGEL (1989, dir. Stelvio Massi)

the reason you keep digging through the cinematic detritus of Italy is too find sweet precious treasures such as this. the movie Danzig will be trying to make for the rest of his career.