Trump knows great television when he sees it, and he was enthusiastic about the images he was watching from the White House situation room Saturday night. “It was absolutely perfect, as though you were watching a movie,” he said.
Sunday, October 27, 2019
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“He died like a dog, he died like a coward. He died whimpering, screaming and crying, and, frankly, I think it’s something that should be brought out so that his followers and all these young kids that want to leave various countries, including the United States, they should see how he died. He didn’t die a hero, he died a coward, crying, whimpering, screaming, and bringing three kids with him to die. Certain death.”
Trump knows great television when he sees it, and he was enthusiastic about the images he was watching from the White House situation room Saturday night. “It was absolutely perfect, as though you were watching a movie,” he said.
Trump knows great television when he sees it, and he was enthusiastic about the images he was watching from the White House situation room Saturday night. “It was absolutely perfect, as though you were watching a movie,” he said.
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Negation Aspiration vol. 185
You shouldn't have come here.
This is the place.
This is the place.
The 'blob': Paris zoo unveils unusual organism which can heal itself and has 720 sexes
Monday, October 14, 2019
U,S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 207
The video shows Trump’s head on the body of a man who walks through the “Church of Fake News,” and opens fire on people resembling his critics. The footage is set to music and shows the gunman targeting parishioners whose faces have been replaced by the logos of media organizations.
The gunman shoots Vox, Politico and Vice News. He stabs Huff Post, The Washington Post and Rosie O’Donnell, and attacks Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.). The killer then sets Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) on fire. A man with a BBC News logo on his head pulls out a gun and tries to fight back, but the killer pummels him, turns and opens fire on a person with The Hill logo in their head.
The carnage continues with the gunman opening fire on Black Lives Matter, MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski and Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah). The man then beats former President Barack Obama, attacks CNN, shoots CBS at close range, and beats former Secretary of State and Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. Near the end of the video, a Kathy Griffin look-alike is hit with a sledgehammer.
Donald Trump “Strongly Condemns” Violent Anti-Media Video Played At Trump Resort
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and now... the most "chance encounter of a sewing machine and an umbrella on a operating table" headline ever:
Nicolas Winding Refn’s MANIAC COP Is Now An HBO Series
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NERRRRRRD! vol. 89
In a way, Joker is a lot like that old Saturday Night Live sketch where Steve Buscemi throws a mad hatter party, and while all the other “mad hatters” are having a deliciously silly time talking about wearing socks on their feet, Buscemi’s character pipes up about how he likes to put cigar butts out on his penis and makes racecars out of his own poop. Or, if you haven’t seen that one, the one about the convention of “evil” inventors, who have invented shrink rays and freezing guns, until The Rock shows up and horrifies them with his invention of a robot that molests children. “What? I thought we were talking about evil inventions here,” The Rock’s character says. “Mussolini used to force-feed people castor oil until they literally died of diarrhea. I mean that’s gotta be where the goalposts are, am I crazy?” Joker is, essentially, Robochomo. It operates on a level of realness people neither wanted nor were expecting. “What, I thought you said this guy was supposed to be violent and disturbed!” you can imagine Phillips pleading.
The Only Thing Wrong With ‘Joker’ Is That It’s About The Joker
Wednesday, October 2, 2019
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 206
Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators, prompting aides to seek a cost estimate. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot migrants if they threw rocks, the president backed off when his staff told him that was illegal. But later in a meeting, aides recalled, he suggested that they shoot migrants in the legs to slow them down. That’s not allowed either, they told him.
“You are making me look like an idiot!” Mr. Trump shouted, adding in a profanity, as multiple officials in the room described it. “I ran on this. It’s my issue.”
“You are making me look like an idiot!” Mr. Trump shouted, adding in a profanity, as multiple officials in the room described it. “I ran on this. It’s my issue.”
During a briefing on the need for new legal authority to take down drones, Mr. Trump cut her off midsentence. “Kirstjen, you didn’t hear me the first time, honey,” Mr. Trump said, according to two people familiar with the conversation. “Shoot ’em down. Sweetheart, just shoot ’em out of the sky, O.K.?”
Shoot Migrants’ Legs, Build Alligator Moat: Behind Trump’s Ideas for Border
Tuesday, October 1, 2019
Negation Aspiration vol. 182
“I was a young guy processing a broken heart, you know, kind of an asshole,” Murphy says in the interview of his 1987 special, Raw.
“Un-PC” Comedy Lovers: George Carlin And Eddie Murphy Aren’t On Your Team
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