Jason Eisener, director of Hobo With a Shotgun and the recently released
Kids vs. Aliens, revealed as such via Twitter on Friday. He claimed that back in 2018, he pitched a standalone film to Paramount focused on Casey. That movie would’ve featured Shredder’s daughter Karai and eventually Raphael, who Eisener said would’ve taken visual inspiration from the 1990 film. What’s more, the director released a tone reel for the hypothetical film, set to “I” by Dio and featuring footage from The Raid 2, Stranger Things, Goon, and the original TMNT movie.
Sunday, February 26, 2023
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! vol. 212
Tuesday, February 21, 2023
Bury All vol. 5
"That's where I draw the line": David Cross has words for comics who moan about cancel culture
Cross talks to Salon about his stand-up tour, capitalism, rejecting theocracy and how a fan once changed his mind
Sunday, February 19, 2023
Friday, February 17, 2023
Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 58
Vince McMahon
Is Asking $9 Billion
for His Wrestling
Empire
- UFC-owner Endeavor is seen as a likely bidder for WWE
- The company has already received offers for the business
Awwwwwwww Yeah vol. 261
Another makes the case that audience members did not give their own consent to witness characters in movies or shows having sex, and are therefore disturbed or violated by those scenes. I don’t think pathologizing language about assault when discussing movies is particularly helpful. I find the idea that viewing a movie is some sort of passive exercise to be bizarre. You choose to watch a movie. There are detailed ratings systems involved. The scenes are not randomly happening to a person; the person made an active choice to watch them. But here I am, just reporting to you what the people online are saying.
Then there’s this one: The fictional characters in a show or movie have not consented to us watching them have sex. Honestly, I can’t even touch this one.
It’s taking every ounce of self-control for me not to be glib about any of this. (I would like to know who I can invoice for the dentist bill when I show up for an emergency appointment after I have ground my teeth down to nubs while scrolling through these tweets, however.) I recognize there is a diversity of opinion that merits consideration, and that not every person will share my perspective on everything. I do, however, have one major question: What the hell are these movies that these people have been watching?
If there has been any trend in the last few years—the last decade really—it’s been the frustrating lack of sex in movies. They’ve become impotent! Sure, there is a smattering of steamy flicks each year, but, by and large, critics have been bemoaning the industry’s sanitization.
New Hollywood Chaos: No More Sex Scenes Is the Last Straw
#truecrimepowerelectronics vol. 75
‘The 12th Victim’ Review: Showtime Docuseries on Spree Killings Gets in Its Own Way
Director Nicola B. Marsh looks at the murders that inspired movies including 'Badlands' and 'Natural Born Killers.'
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! vol. 210
Richard Corben's DEN Restored! Get A Sneak Peek Here
Return to Neverwhere for lizard men and doppelgängers in this HEAVY METAL favorite.
Wednesday, February 15, 2023
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 301
The Board explained that for the past year, Florida has been dealing with a lot of problems, outrageously high insurance costs, natural disaster screw-ups, home and rental prices, and the refusal to expand Medicaid. All of the key issues Floridians desperately need help with are dying on the altar of DeSantis' anti-woke agenda.
DeSantis accused of distracting voters from the 'festering problems in Florida' in scathing editorial
Kenji Siratori's HYPER-ANNOTATION #001
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Tuesday, February 14, 2023
NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! vol. 209
The Inescapable Inevitability of Fan Service Fatigue
Is fan service getting worse? Because it feels like we’re at a point where the fan service is getting worse.
Saturday, February 11, 2023
GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 88
In this era of comic-book movies, reboots, and IP, a new Dick Tracy seems like a can’t-miss project. The original film, directed by and starring Warren Beatty, became a major hit in 1990, grossing over $100 million in the U.S. alone. And yet a sequel never materialized.
Well, would you settle for a 30-minute TV special where Warren Beatty talks to himself as Dick Tracy over a Zoom call?
So what the hell was that all about? You can go to the Dick Tracy Wikipedia page to find out; the section titled “Possible sequel, legal issues and reboot” contains nine paragraphs and almost 1,000 words on the subject. In short(ish): In the 1980s, Beatty had bought the rights to make Dick Tracy movies directly from Tribune, the owners of the original comic strip. Then he brought his rights to Disney, where he made his Dick Tracy movie.
For a variety of reasons, he was never able to get a sequel off the ground, and eventually Tribune tried to reclaim their rights so they could try to make their own Dick Tracy films or TV shows — at which point Beatty claimed they were trying to breach their deal and filed suit.
In the legal battle that followed, Tribune claimed that per the original contract after a “certain period of time” without a new Dick Tracy movie, series, or special, they’d get their rights back. According to a Reuters report on the outcome of the case (which Beatty won), in 2006, Tribune set Beatty a letter “that gave him two years to begin production on Dick Tracy programming.”
And so, in 2008, Beatty made the first Dick Tracy Special that’s embedded above. The judge in that case found that “Beatty’s commencement of principal photography of his television special on November 8, 2008 was sufficient for him to retain the Dick Tracy rights.”
Warren Beatty Just Made One of the Weirdest Sequels Ever
Thursday, February 9, 2023
Wednesday, February 8, 2023
Tuesday, February 7, 2023
Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 57
With Major League Wrestling set to debut on REELZ with ‘MLW Underground,’ the MLW CEO reflects on the two decades it took to get there
Bury All vol. 3
Inside the Implosion of Justin Roiland’s Animation Empire
To legions of ‘Rick and Morty’ fans, co-creator Roiland was a quirky genius whose career was suddenly derailed by allegations of domestic violence. But to colleagues, his behavior has been troubling for years.
Sunday, February 5, 2023
We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 568
The boundary-pushing auteur asks how far is too far in a smart and slimy film about sadomasochism and the potential dangers of technology
Saturday, February 4, 2023
We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 567
The horror film joins Fessenden’s own “monsterverse,” with the New York-based actor and filmmaker’s vampire-themed breakout feature “Habit” (1995) and Frankenstein-inspired “Depraved” (2019).
Yellow Veil Pictures Boards World Sales Rights on Larry Fessenden’s Werewolf Horror Film ‘Blackout,’ Drops Teaser Poster (EXCLUSIVE)
Friday, February 3, 2023
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 299
Licht apparently feels the network needs another controversial showman—someone enraging and amusing in equal measure—that people can’t stop watching out of love, or hate. And Licht—the former executive producer of MSNBC’s Morning Joe and CBS’ Late Night with Stephen Colbert—has experience working with hosts that straddles both comedy and infotainment. To give CNN that late-night comedy “oomph,” he needs someone residing between John Oliver and Greg Gutfeld as a late-night host—someone less partisan but not exactly “centrist,” someone residing at the bottom of the proverbial horseshoe of political ideologies.
Bill Maher is that guy.
Populists are popular because they turn fear into trust. That’s why Licht is giving Maher a platform, and his predecessor—Jeff Zucker—offered Donald Trump a show in 2016.
Just like Trump, Maher has spread fear and doubt about vaccinations, once stating that this so-called “genius medical advancement” is actually a “risky medical procedure.” Both platformed anti-vaxx leader Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. in their own ways. When the pandemic hit, both would eventually get the COVID vaccine, yet neither walked back prior support for the idea that vaccines can cause autism. Trump—to his credit, but also because he wanted to take credit—promoted the vaccine that was developed on his watch, even at the expense of getting booed by his own supporters. Maher, on the other hand, dismissed the vaccine’s effectiveness after catching COVID, and later said he didn’t want to get boosted.
Unable to tow his usual anti-vaccine line during the pandemic, Maher focused on the tyranny of masking—as if it wasn’t the only other alternative available to the supposedly experimental and dangerous vaccination he begrudgingly received. Maher’s luddism is even more infuriating when recalling similarly ignorant statements he made that dismissed the risk of a global pandemic.
Maher and Trump have also shared similar sentiments about Muslims and trans people—unsurprising when you realize culture war and its warriors run on fear; of technology, sexuality or immigration.
Bill Maher sits at the bottom of the political horseshoe—where the far left and right distrust vaccines, GMOs, and see modernity as corrosive. Licht likely knows this, and embracing Maher as a face of CNN is as much a cynical calculation as was Zucker’s embrace of Trump.
It may prove to be a smart play for the increasingly irrelevant news channel. After all, neo-luddism is just about the only thing bringing Democrats and Republicans together these days. But it could easily backfire.
A common retort to critiques of Maher’s show is that it isn’t news, it’s comedy. This was a weak but valid excuse before, rendered invalid now that he’s being syndicated on one of the world’s largest 24-hour news channels: CNN.
Perhaps Maher will come to the realization that his provocative contrarian shtick is no longer either. Worse, his act is now being used by the establishment he rails against. Maybe he’ll do an about face. In fact, on some issues it seems like he already has, as he admitted last year to changing his mind and is now pro-nuclear power.
Hopefully Maher is starting to fear technological stagnation more than technological acceleration. It could be that—as the rational atheist he smugly identifies as being—he needs to believe in miracles—something only science and technology can deliver.
Why Is CNN Platforming Notorious Anti-Vaxxer Bill Maher?
In a desperate play for relevance, the flailing cable news network gave the neo-luddite comic a primetime slot. That’s a mistake for “the most trusted name in news.”
Thursday, February 2, 2023
GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 87
One thing that’s absolutely clear to me: anyone who claims they could tell that Roiland was a terrible person just from watching Rick and Morty is wrong. Writing about characters who do bad things and telling jokes that are gross or even offensive isn’t evidence of someone being an abuser. Decent people can make extremely messed up art and abusers can make Toy Story and The Avengers.
Are parts of the show more uncomfortable in retrospect? Absolutely. The show has included many incest and sexual assault-related storylines, a carryover from Roiland’s more explicit “Doc and Mharti” videos for Channel 101. Roiland has spoken about having been a victim of such abuse himself, so this recurring theme seemed like a dark humor coping mechanism. In light of the allegations against Roiland, these jokes seem significantly less defensible.
Even so, how much of these offensive bits can directly be attributed to Roiland is questionable. Arguably the most controversial gags in “Rick and Morty”—the “soul orgy” in Season 4’s “Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim’s Morty” and the “giant incest baby” storyline throughout Season 5—both came after Roiland’s involvement in the show allegedly diminished. Again, this demonstrates how hard it is to really credit or blame any one person for the success or failure of a show.