Friday, January 27, 2012

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 66(6 i lived alone... my mind was blank....)


15 years on nothing but chicken nuggets

Docs warn Stacey's fast food diet will kill her

CHICKEN nugget fan Stacey Irvine has been warned they are KILLING her — because the 17-year-old has eaten practically nothing else since the age of TWO.



so she's kinda cute... easy to feed... and probably won't live past 19.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Shut Up, Mom! vol. 2

The 84th Annual Academy Awards

Nominations announced Tuesday, January 24th; winners announced on Sunday, February 26th.


" oh wow what an amazing group of movies there! i'm so happy something mean spirited, viscious, and shockingly well-crafted like DRIVE didn't get its due while dishonestly feel good nonsense like WAR HORSE and EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE get accolades despite being the butt of every decent film-goer's jokes! they're just mean! smart people think they're so smart! feelings are what' important above all else!




shut up, Mom!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Fuck YOUR Life vol.21

doin' this cause nothing's on TV and i hate myself. also because this is about as horrible as music is ever going to get. it's like when all those awful nu-metal bands would butcher new-wave songs, but somehow even more devoid of charm and necessity.

so yeah, here's ScreaMoetalcore renditions of pop songs;







(didn't think you could make LMFAO anymore DAMFS, but there it is)









(well i do want them to get bound, gagged, and beaten)

and of course the one who started it all;

It's a Funny World We Live In vol. the 13th part 7890698687683985: Jason and Marley and Me

Yeah hi… I know it’s been a while since I posted on here. Don’t ask me why… just haven’t felt like it. Anyway this grabbed my attention;

Cops: Mastic Man Arrested After Choking Girlfriend To Death


Justin Miller

A man was arrested and charged with 2nd Degree Murder this weekend after allegedly choking and killing his girlfriend in the home they shared.

According to Suffolk County Police, Saturday around 11 a.m., 35-year-old Justin Miller and his girlfriend, Teresa Heredia, 29, both of 26 Bullard St. in Mastic, were having a heated verbal exchange that led to a physical altercation. Cops say Miller choked Heredia to death, while the couple’s seven-month-old child was home. He called his sister who called authorities.

Officers arrived at the residence and found Heredia unconscious. She was transported to Brookhaven Memorial Hospital Medical Center in East Patchogue and pronounced dead.

Police took Miller into custody. He is scheduled to be arraigned Sunday at First District Court in Central Islip.

The couple’s seven-month-old child was not injured and was released to a relative.

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Twist ending;

I went to high school with the girl in this article.

she was held back a year and hanged with the "thug" kids. but she was otherwise a pretty nice girl. i mean maybe she was... i don't remember getting any crap from her. There were even moments when she looked kinda cute.

in any event, she was alright, and even if she wasn’t I can’t imagine anything she could have done that would necessitate getting strangled to death by the father of her child.. within the vicinity of said child...in the home they all shared. the more i ruminate on this... the more it genuinely distresses me. is it because i knew her? the senselessness of it? that i haven't left the house in two days?

choose life... i guess.