Fuck YOUR Life vol. 22

We Saw This: Church Whip

 

so there's this band called Church Whip. they decided to call their tour "Raping the East". this offended a lot of internet punk people to such a degree that some saw fit to slash the tires of their tour van and scrawl "RAPE APOLOGISTS" across the body of the vehicle.

so let me see if i have the selective Hypersensitive Politically Correct Indie Punk Hipster principals correct;

using the word "RAPE" in any context other than a sanctimonious decrying of the act:
YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON WHO NOT ONLY THINKS VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN IS GOOD TIMES, BUT PROBABLY ENGAGES IN VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN YOURSELF. I'M SENSITIVE TO TRAUMA SURVIVORS BECAUSE I'M FEIGNING OUTRAGE OVER THE PERCEIVED INTENTIONS OF A BLACK METAL BAND, AND THAT'S THE ONLY KIND OF AID MY MAXIMUM ROCK AND ROLL SOAKED MIND CAN COMPREHEND.

destroying other people's property, setting them back financially and adding more stress to an already stressful situation:
A-OK!  BECAUSE SINCE I'M AN ATTENTION STARVED NARCISSIST WITH NO REAL PROBLEMS OR RESPONSIBILITIES, I CAN'T BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND HOW THE ABOVE SCENARIO WOULD SET ANYONE BACK IN A VERY REAL AND FRUSTRATING WAY. AFTER ALL, THERE ARE REAL ISSUES TO WORRY ABOUT, LIKE THE STUFF MY PROFESSOR TALKED ABOUT WHEN I WAS HALF ASLEEP IN MY POLITICAL SCIENCE ELECTIVE. CHECK OUT MY COMPASSION, YOU RAPECULTURIST!