Awwww Yeah vol. 96

Twitter Roasts Dating Author Who Says Liking Butts Makes Men Gay

Roosh Valizadeh, the author of the highly criticized 'Game', insists that our culture's fixation on butts is a 'gateway to homosexuality.'

i'm willing to storm the gates of that castle.

maybe it's because my taste in pornstars came (giggity) of age during the gluteuial golden age of the early-mid 2000s, where the fixation on augmented tits that laid up the chest like pneumatic medicine balls rather than the fleshy clay goodness of what the gods made was eclipsed by the buoyant beatitude of the natural female ass, but i seriously just don't. fucking. get. guys who are grossed out by anal anything.

"eeew that's where POO comes out!!!!"

yeah stupid? NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Is this like dudes who only watch girl/girl porn because they think the mere sight of a dick will cause them to run screaming and flailing their suddenly limp wrists toward the nearest the bathhouse leather daddy discotheque?

I had friends back in high school who preached that malarkey. i told them that you're okay as long as you make sure that you don't nut when the camera cuts to the dude's face because if you do a pink rainbow will shoot out of your dick, which means seven years of hot stuff coming throoooooooooo.

NERRRRRRRD! vol. 75

We get an exclusive sneak peak behind the scenes of Alan Moore's new film being shot here in Northampton

Negation Aspiration vol. 135

Minnesota man throws meth-fueled 'death party' for his wife, who then died

Negation Aspiration vol. 134

For people with low-level social anxiety, a common piece of conventional wisdom is that you should stop worrying so much about what other people think, because no one is actually thinking about you. In fact, this isn’t true, even if you haven’t had a story go viral. Almost everyone we encounter thinks about us. Bad hair, they think, as they pass us on the street. Annoying voice. Nice legs. Gummy smile. Stained shirt. She looks like my third-grade teacher. Why is she taking so long to order her coffee? I hate her stupid face. The problem is not that other people think about us but that their thoughts are so flattening, so reductive in comparison to our own complicated view of ourselves. Here I am, having this irreducible and mysterious set of human experiences, and all you think when you encounter me is, Her hair is weird. Many horror stories revolve around this theme: if we could eavesdrop on all the quick, dismissive thoughts that other people were having about us, we would go insane. We are simply not meant to see ourselves as others see us.

What It Felt Like When “Cat Person” Went Viral

By Kristen Roupenian

January 10, 2019

Negation Aspiration vol. 133

Inside ‘Leaving Neverland’: Sundance’s Horrifying Michael Jackson Child Rape Documentary

Two accusers come forward with graphic accounts of alleged child sex abuse by the King of Pop in a disturbing but essential new 4-hour documentary that premiered at Sundance.

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 160

Trump’s Inner Circle Keeps Violating the Stringer Bell Rule

Roger Stone is the latest of the president’s associates to ignore the most important rule in a conspiracy: Don’t take notes.

The Trump Administration = a Scorsese film within the reality of an episode of Entourage.

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 331 / Awwww Yeah vol. 96

Paris pornographers meet a dildo switchblade in the first trailer for queer giallo Knife + Heart

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 159

Students in MAGA hats from viral video to meet with Trump at White House, Fox News' Ingraham says

smarmy Caucasian dipshits cruelly troll native americans out in the open = AW C'MON THAT'S NOT THE WHOLE STORY LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY'RE JUST KIDS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

black man selling loosies or buying skittles gets murdered by an over-anxious authoritarian psychopath = BLUE LIVES MATTER! BLUE LIVES MATTER! BLUE LIVES MATTER!

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 158

The world got a little worse the day advertisers stopped being Don Draper types impassively manipulating the public for monetary gain while drinking away their guilt, and instead became doe-eyed cultists convinced that they were actually making the world a better place. We all know advertising works, but you’re not supposed to believe it. That snapped into focus again this week with a ginned up supposed controversy over, what else, a woke razor ad.

This Week’s Gillette Ad ‘Controversy’ Is Proof We’ve All Been Brain-Poisoned

VINCE MANCINI 

Awww Yeah vol. 95

“Semenly” Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess

We report, with review of the literature, the case of a patient who developed a subcutaneous abscess after intravenously injecting his own semen in an attempt to treat longstanding back pain. He had devised this “cure” independent of medical advice. This is the first reported case of semen injection for use as a medical treatment.

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 157

You Should Care That Richard Spencer’s Wife Says He Abused Her

Despite the so-called alt-right’s attempt to

be respectable, violence seems to

follow it everywhere — even, allegedly,

into Spencer’s own home.

full disclosure; i used to chat w/ Nina regularly back in high school during the golden age of underground metal message boards. i watched her slow turn from a sharp-witted encapsulation of everything i wanted in a woman at that time (a bi-lingual Laura Harring look-a-like who could school you on the finer points of Darkthrone's discography) into a smarmy "racial realist" who shacked up with white pride meatheads who train dogs to attack brown peoples.

so yeah, this shit fucking sucks.

Negation Aspiration vol. 132

Woman charged with child abuse after putting baby in unused freezer

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 156

MEMBER OF FAR-RIGHT PROUD BOYS ORGANIZATION ACCUSED OF MURDERING BROTHER WITH FOUR-FOOT-LONG SWORD

The suspect was apparently experiencing hallucinations when law enforcement officers found him. Local station KIRO 7 reported Wolfe believed police officers who attended the scene were lizards. Charging papers seen by The Times said Wolfe told officers “that their eyes and mouths were changing," before asking if "they could see lizards in the room.”

Negation Aspiration 131

Police seek DNA from workers at facility where woman in coma gave birth

Awwww Yeah vol. 94

"u'd b watching me in my taxidermy suit" 

'I'd wear ur fascia': Woman sent man 159K texts after online date, police say

"It's funny," Ades said, referring to the text about wearing the man's fascia. 

Negation Aspiration vol. 130

Man Denies Ownership Of Syringes Found In His Rectum During Jail Strip Search

Negation Aspiration vol. 129

Mexico finds 

Flayed god temple; 

priests wore skins 

of dead

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 155

Normal Thing to Bring to a Meeting

NP: a wearyingly hostile truth-allergic walking duckface who is evidently abstaining from drawing breaths between sentences, who must have the last word even if he has absolutely nothing to say.

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 154

The millionaires building private police forces in the US: Vigilantes or neighbourhood watch?

Negation Aspiration vol. 128: Vacantstation Round-Up

Began 2018 under the impression that my band was going to attempt to be "more fruitful", that I was going to write/record some songs, share the stage with Enemy Soil, and appear on a Man is the Bastard tribute.

End 2018 having accomplished literally none of that... last lingering ties to that particular milieu just about severed... with no new music opportunities on the immediate horizon (although with all the nazi apologists, rapey shenanigans, unforgiving punishers, entitled gatekeeping, and moral outrage scalp collecting that has come to typify underground scene navigation, perhaps I'm dodging nuclear fallout here).

I guess terse, low-performing social media posts will have to suffice until I can get a dirty ding dang dong book published or find some well meaning rich lady to hire me as a love slave that lives in a shark cage that's been suspended from the ceiling of her master bedroom (I'll leave you to speculate on which of the 2 scenarios is the most plausible).

I'm sure 2019 will be totally different, that we won't continue to forgo real connections in favor of hurling vitriolic insults at nth tier micro-celebrities over the Internet... that I won't have to keep watching the scales of opportunity tilt in favor of shady mongoloids and idiot scumbags while I anesthetize myself with enough obscure CDs and tasty Rubens to keep me off the local news for throwing cinder blocks into baby carriages like some kind of silly goose. Sew Happeh.

 "they don't notice when you're being provoked; only when you retaliate."

anyway, what did i miss since the last post?

well the new Hellboy movie looks like shit, the new Jordan Peele movie looks really good, Louis CK has given up the ghost and is now pandering to the same alt-right suck-puppets that delighted in phase 1 of his downfall but now have pivoted into ardent defenders of his work because he's decided to dunk on transgender people and mass shooting survivors, and Trump still makes me say "cunt" more than William Bennet.

movies i dug since the year end list was posted (no, i didn't watch Bird Box or Bandersnatch. stop fucking asking.):

Shirkers
Assassination Nation
Struggle: The Life and Lost Art of Szukalski
Antiporno
One Cut of the Dead 
Wild Boys
the Neons Dumpster Video
May The Devil Take You
The Night Comes For Us
Apostle

books/comics:

Sons of El Topo vol. 1: Cain by Alejandro Jodorowksy and Jose Landronn
The Frolic of the Beasts by Yukio Mishima
56 Seconds by Dani Brown
The Comic Book Story of Professional Wrestling by Aubrey Sitterson and Chris Moreno
Eric Stanton & The History of the Bizarre Underground by Richard Perez Seves

music:
AEVANGELIST - Matricide in the Temple of Omega
BEATEN TO DEATH - Agronomicon
FARSAS / CUT TO FIT - split
LEGION OF ANDROMEDA - Fistful of Hate
GNAW BONE - Scorched Earth
SPITEFUL WOMB - Grey Chambers
LINEKRAFT - Engineering Analysis of Inner Death
TRANSHUNTER - 8"
GREAT FALLS - a Sense of Rest
EARL SWEATSHIRT - Some Rap Songs

news:

How Much of the Internet Is Fake? Turns Out, a Lot of It, Actually.

New York Sky Turns Bright Blue After Transformer Explosion

Three arrested for keeping their own Bronx ‘zoo’

THE SHIVERING TRUTH 

Fears for more tsunamis after hundreds killed in Indonesia

Family urges public not to watch Scandinavian tourist decapitation video

Best UFC fight ever? Jordan Peterson itching to take on Slavoj Zizek – ‘any time, any place’

Washington may become first state to legalize human composting