Awwww Yeah vol. 96

Twitter Roasts Dating Author Who Says Liking Butts Makes Men Gay

Roosh Valizadeh, the author of the highly criticized 'Game', insists that our culture's fixation on butts is a 'gateway to homosexuality.'

i'm willing to storm the gates of that castle.

maybe it's because my taste in pornstars came (giggity) of age during the gluteuial golden age of the early-mid 2000s, where the fixation on augmented tits that laid up the chest like pneumatic medicine balls rather than the fleshy clay goodness of what the gods made was eclipsed by the buoyant beatitude of the natural female ass, but i seriously just don't. fucking. get. guys who are grossed out by anal anything.

"eeew that's where POO comes out!!!!"

yeah stupid? NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Is this like dudes who only watch girl/girl porn because they think the mere sight of a dick will cause them to run screaming and flailing their suddenly limp wrists toward the nearest the bathhouse leather daddy discotheque?

I had friends back in high school who preached that malarkey. i told them that you're okay as long as you make sure that you don't nut when the camera cuts to the dude's face because if you do a pink rainbow will shoot out of your dick, which means seven years of hot stuff coming throoooooooooo.