Wednesday, January 20, 2021

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 333

 

Trump Pardons Cronies and Celebs Hours Before Leaving D.C.


Trump Just Left Washington for the Final Time as President

“Have a good life. We’ll see you soon.”

may you live out the rest of your days sliding into cheeseburger fueled irrevocable dementia from obliviously wilful pariahdom, until one evening you are shocked back into full faculty coherence by bullet train conveyor belt of rusty drill shanks piston-raping your dwarf-shroom into carbonated bedpan  rinds of smoldering IBS marsh tallow. ...  the motions perpetuated until all that remains of grease trap memory is a grunge-fucked burnt sienna mist.



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