Sunday, August 29, 2021

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 491

 stand-out viewing for the sweat-shitting cunt-hut that was August.

(July


ANIMALADA (2001, dir Sergio Bizzio)  

that upcoming A24 joint Lamb coupled with a Synapse Films sale finally got me to pull the trigger on this one. hey i had that camera in middle school. 



a more existential, psychedelic take on Body Parts. 


perfect double feature with the above. 



hate-damaged spaghetti-brain goodness. 



life goals. 



his other "Quinquea" films are a bit too heavy handed fear wallowing for my liking, but this has just  enough of that Over the Edge energy, spliced in with the rise and fall of an amateur crime lord narrative that still yields interest from me. 



everytime some hot-take regurgitating dildo whines "wHy ArE aCtIoN sTaRs nOt sUpEr-mAnLy aNyMorE lIkE iN tHe 80s?!", show him (and its always a him) the Robert Ginty Triumverate (White Fire, Exterminator 1+2), where a dude who looks like he would get winded and double over in agony 12 seconds into watching a tea-ball game runs a train of ultra-violence on the criminal underworld. 



like if Ichi the Killer was made by Barry J Gillis for the cost of a Jolt Cola. 



right where he belongs. more than makes up for Franco's dreadful attempts at Nazisploitation released by Full Moon recently. 



if you need to clear out a house party.

Thursday, August 26, 2021

AGON Issue Zero available NOW

 

AGON Issue Zero

The uninaugural issue of AGON Journal.

Fiction by Will Cordeiro, Lily Gilbert, Larry Deery, N. Casio Poe / Richey Walker / D.W. Cammbua, Alexis Levitin, Evan Isoline, Malcolm Flanigan, David Kuhnlein, Xylon Otterburn and Felton Pierre.

Poetry by Christine Webster-Hansen, S.M.H., Matt Dennison, N. Amara, Heikki Huotari, Josh Wilkerson, Robert Beveridge and Louis Faber.

Theory/Non-Fiction by Rowan Elizabeth Cabrales, Eva Hedwig Schueler, Leonard Klossner and Wm. Anthony Connolly.

Visuals by Inès Kieffer, W. Jack Savage, Bill Wolak, Laura Amphlett and Kristin Fouquet.


Edition of 100. 224 pages. 8"x10". 

Every order comes with an AGON bookmark.

i have a new piece of fiction appearing in the first issue of the Agon Journal that blends existential cosmic monstrosity with sketchy gore web silly-goosery + bitter teenage memories filtered through zine lore. 
 so if you're down for a deep dive into a celebrity stalker love letter to Apocalypse Culture, well let's get physical:

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Books... are FUN vol. 20

 The publishing house is Martinet Press, fine purveyors of Atomwaffen Division-approved books such as Iron Gates and Liber 333. The former is a book about a Satanic cult roaming a post-apocalyptic America, which opens with a scene of a child being murdered.The apparent informant is Joshua Caleb Sutter, a man with longstanding ties to white supremacist organizations. 


FBI Bankrolled Publisher of Occult Neo-Nazi Books, Feds Claim

#truecrimepowerelectronics vol. 12

 "I like to make incisions in the belly of infants then fuck the incisions until the child dies" 

from Journals by Kurt Cobain.




Sunday, August 22, 2021

#gorenoise vol. 112

 

NERRRRRRRRRRD! vol. 151

 

“Time to Play”: A History of Unreleased ‘Hellraiser’ Games

GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 3

 

Farm Supply Stores Are Running Short on a Horse Dewormer/Pseudoscience COVID Cure

Friday, August 13, 2021

Negation Aspiration vol. 303 / U.S.A.! U.S.A.! (aNaRcHy iN tHe u.K.!) vol. 349

 The suspected shooter has been named by police as Jake Davison, a 22-year-old who is reported to have worked in construction. In a six-minute rampage, Davison killed his mom, Maxine Davison, a 3-year-old girl named Sophie Martyn, the girl’s father, Lee Martyn, as well as two bystanders who were identified as Stephen Washington and Kate Shepherd.

Before the shooting, Davison expressed his admiration for Donald Trump on Facebook and posted multiple self-pitying YouTube videos in which he identified himself as part of the incel community. On his Facebook page, Davison claimed to be from Arizona, but his distinctive accent is typical of people from the south-west of England.

In disturbing YouTube videos posted just weeks before the shooting, Davison appears to be deeply unhappy about his life. Under the username “Professor Waffle,” he refers to people like him as “blackpillers,” incels who believe unattractive men will never be romantically successful regardless of how much effort they put into how they look. In one comment under his video, he wrote that he’d been “consuming the blackpill overdose.”

Another video sees Davison spending 14 minutes complaining that he missed out on experiencing teenage love because of his weight, and saying that he has no desire to get a relationship with an adult woman.

“Let’s say I get with a woman my age,” he says. “She’s had a million relationships. Likely been destroyed and broken and torn apart by a fucking chad. She’s probably completely incapable of loving anyone like she did when she was 16, 17, 15, when she first got with that fucking chad.”

At the end of his final video posted before the shooting, Davison compares himself to The Terminator, telling viewers: “I know it’s a movie, but I like to think sometimes that I’m The Terminator. Despite reaching almost total system failure, he keeps trying to accomplish his mission.”


Suspected U.K. Mass Shooter Said He Was American, Trump-Supporting Virgin

Books... are FUN vol. 19

 Fun City Editions couldn't be more enthused about this collaboration with NeoText, Gerry Brown and Ben Marra to update and expand the WALKING THE EDGE narrative in a way that is truly imaginative, and which grabs the reader by the throat.


Coming soon! WALKING THE EDGE: The Novel

Fun City Editions, NeoText, author Gerry Brown and artist Benjamin Marra present a novelization of the cult film starring Robert Forster

Thursday, August 12, 2021

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 348


MAGA World’s ‘Freedom Phone’ Actually Budget Chinese Phone

NERRRRRRRRRRRD! vol. 151

 

The Mad 

Violent World 

Of 

EVIL ERNIE

#truecrimepowerelectronics vol. 9 / #gorenoise vol. 109 / #savethechildren? vol. never

 previously

"Coleman allegedly stabbed his 2-year-old son 17 times and his 10-month-old daughter 12 times with a wooden stake found at the scene after becoming convinced his young children contained “serpent blood” after obsessing over QAnon and Illuminati propaganda. In the indictment, Coleman said he initially shot his children with a speargun. He admitted to investigators that what he did was wrong, but according to the police complaint, told them “it was the only course of action that would save the world.”"


‘Scared’ Farmhand Found Bodies of QAnon Surf Dad’s Babies in Mexico


The worker whose dog led him to the children’s remains said one was still in diapers.

We Are the Sprocket Holes vol. 487

 “Horror movie director JosĂ© is adrift in a sea of doubt and drugs. As his belated second feature nears completion, his reclusive bubble is popped by two events: a sudden reappearance from an ex-girlfriend and a package from past acquaintance Pedro: a reel of Super-8 film, an audiotape, and a door key. From there, the boundaries of time, space, and sexuality are erased as JosĂ© is once more sucked into Pedro’s vampiric orbit. Together, they attempt the ultimate hallucinogenic catharsis through a moebius strip of filming and being filmed.”


Feverish Cult 

Film ‘Arrebato’ 

(‘Rapture’) 

Restored in 

4K by 

Altered 

Innocence!

Wednesday, August 11, 2021

#truecrimepowerelectronics vol. 8 / #gorenoise vol. 108

 A bloodied wooden stake was found on a Mexican ranch where the kids, aged just 1 and 3, were both stabbed over a dozen times.

California Surf School Owner Arrested After His Kids, 1 and 3, Found Stabbed to Death in Mexico



Tuesday, August 10, 2021

#truecrimepowerelectronics vol. 7

 

Online creator Chris Chan, charged with incest, said 'I'm famous on the internet' in first court appearance, according to report

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 486

 Timo Tjahjanto should already be a household name in the horror world, having co-directed the insanely gory Macabre and the super popular V/H/S/2 segment “Safe Haven”. He’s also behind Netflix’s action-packed The Night Comes for Us, as well as May the Devil Take You, Headshot, and Killers. And just wait until you see his segment in our upcoming V/H/S/94…


‘The Handover’: Timo Tjahjanto’s New Movie With Scott Derrickson and C. Robert Cargill is a Christmas Story

Awwwwww Yeah vol. 228 / #truecrimepowerelectronics vol. 6

 It also notes that he supplied her with a fake ID so she could join him at concerts and drink alcohol, requested that she “act like a small child” during sexual acts, and “play it cool” in public and only display affection in private.

There’s a section of the lawsuit outlining Mindless Self Indulgence’s history of shock tactics under the header “Euringer is a Self-Identified and Self-Promoted Pedophile.” Exhibit A is an advertisement seeking a drummer around 1996, which seeks someone who “does not mind drumming for a band of pedophiles.” The complaint also points to the artwork for 1999’s Tight and the lyrics of the song “Panty Shot.”

Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence Sued for Sexual Battery of a Minor

Thursday, August 5, 2021

Awwwwwww Yeah vol. 227

The Horny Mentor is closely related to the reviled Nice Guy, except older, more powerful, and with a higher credit limit. Both gaslight the attractive women (and, less commonly, men) they target by claiming that they’re only trying to add value to their lives when in fact they are in it for the sex. Nice Guys hide their sexual motives behind false platonic friendship that transforms into rage when the woman he’s spent all this time being friends with won’t reward his kindness with a blow job bare minimum; Horny Mentors hide behind false paternalism and mentorship that transform into rage when his target isn’t grateful enough to fuck him—or at least indulge him—in exchange for special attention from the sexually inappropriate office dad she didn’t ask for.


Andrew Cuomo Is Every Horny Male ‘Mentor’ and Creepy Office ‘Dad’



Monday, August 2, 2021

AHHHHHHHHH vol. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 Despite boasting a war chest of more than $100 million, Trump is reportedly refusing to extend any help to his former personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, who is now struggling under a mountain of legal fees that could leave the former New York mayor entirely broke.


"Broke" 

and 

abandoned: 

Rudy 

Giuliani 

is 

reportedly 

now 

getting the 

cold shoulder 

from Trump

Negation Aspiration vol. 301

 On that WWE investors call, both Vince McMahon and Chief Revenue Officer Nick Khan were only too happy to mention the ways that returning to live shows with crowds has boosted the company’s coffers. Whether it’s more merchandise, more tickets, or more eyeballs on their PPVs (which doesn’t really affect the bottom line too much, as their deal with Peacock is locked in) both McMahon and Khan painted just about as rosy a picture as you could imagine. Khan was also boastful of the new sponsorships WWE has signed this year, which we know are worth more than just soda money. So why is this company hiding behind budget cuts to justify layoffs when its financial situation looks this good? WWE would hardly be the first multibillion-dollar company to maximize profits over concern for the little guy, but this seems excessively cruel.


WWE’s release of Bray Wyatt may be its most confusing yet

Vince McMahon’s behemoth can’t tout record profits and lay off wrestlers

Sunday, August 1, 2021

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 483

 

Phil Tippett’s ‘Mad God’ Unveils Stop-Motion Animation Sci-Fi Epic 30 Years in the Making [Trailer]

AHHHHHHHH vol. HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Another Terrible Week for Terrible Human Being Tucker Carlson

Negation Aspiration vol. 300

 Wyatt’s release is sure to become a talking point over the next several days, and with WWE set to emanate from the impassioned pro wrestling city of Chicago for the August 2 broadcast of WWE Raw, WWE’s current honeymoon period with live fans is set to face its biggest test to date.


Bray Wyatt Released: Alexa Bliss, Dark Order And The Top Trending Topics Amid Top WWE Star’s Firing

8/2/21 UNSOLICITED FANTASY EDIT; table wrestling for a while, start making movies, and become SpectreVision's Coffin Joe.