Thursday, September 29, 2022

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 551

 stand-out viewing for the CHUD-shaped siracha-lubed vibrator that was September.

(August



hyper-manic splatter-camp. 


ANGELA (1995, dir. Rebecca Miller) 

FFO Paperhouse, Tideland, Reflecting Skin, Heavenly Creatures 

the biggest surprise this year; one of the Whitest Kids U Know splashing multiplexes with an ultra-bizarre paperback nightmare that brings to mind everything from Raw Meat to Angst to New French Extremity, all while maintaining a theme that there is no more great a destroyer than banal human incompetence. 


just might be the most hideously effective film i've ever seen, and arguably the best from the Mondo Cane crew. it's like the more beautiful a Riz Ortolani composition, the more repugnant the film (even moreso than Ruggero Deodato's Cannibal Holocaust)




perhaps the most subversive entry in the David-Hess-is-a-rapey-lunatic trilogy. 



West keeps getting better and more interesting with every film, and i'm on board for this X-panded Universe (tm)



this one's got ALL the panics. 


TINY TIM: KING FOR A DAY (2020, dir. Johan von Sydow) 

not a wasted minute in this one. 


WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE WORLD'S FAIR (2021, dir. Jane Schoenbrun) 

if you're going into this one expected some reductive-ass Unfreinded piece of silly-goosery, i hope you you never recover. 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH vol. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 


Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband files for divorce

BLUE YOLK and GANGERS available NOW from SWEAT DRENCHED PRESS




BLUE YOLK  - A sprawling yet succinct encapsulation of the voracious parasocial uroboros between the destruction birthed by cultures and the cultures birthed by destruction.

Simone Vanique (Laconique)

Gushes its bleeding edge with the declarative misanthropy of ever-hobbled creatives who have finally breached the equestrian kill-floors of their prolonged artistic blocks.

S. Delancey Allprick (Gash Ladder)

The headspace of its narrative mutates in perpetuity... irrevocably consumed by obsessions with hidden folklore and obscure media, growing more and more unhinged and dangerous.

Montel Draughs (Don't Get Attached)

Erects a bilious through line, which webs the arteries of universes remembered and forgotten… real and imagined… raising their conjoined alarm by sharing among them this one long cold hard dream.

Matthew Kaleb (BLEAKMEAT)

With BLUE YOLK, the invisible hand of the CRINGE MYTHOS lunges from the gloom to drag you jugular-first into occupying the forced perspective of the most singularly malignant iteration of The Underground Man to ever trespass beyond the margins of society’s insistent blind spots.

Darla Ng (Underphale magazine)

GANGERS - Backmasked dispatches from the underside wastelands of the Cringe Mythos, where the shadow-halves lounge in the radiant sick of their mutant decadence.

PRAISE FOR GANGERS:

"What the fuck did I just spend three days reading? It took me that long only because I had to stop and go on the internet and find something as filthy, snuff-like as crafted in this book to pass a stool over. This is unprecedented in its disgusting scope. Putrid. Disturbing. Extreme. Brutal. Scathing. I couldn't put it down! I spent several hours masturbating over it! Seriously, this really got me in my pleasure spot!" - Anonymous Author of ill-report.

SWEAT DRENCHED PRESS 

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 36

 

Sting To Be Part of Great Muta’s Final Match

Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 35

 "Wrestling, obviously, is a huge part of my childhood. That has led into a passion that I brought to Dark Side of the Ring and Tales from the Territories," Eisener elaborated. "But as a kid, it was a gateway for me to ... I wanted to pretend to be like the wrestlers. I'd watch them on TV. I was pretending to be Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and The Undertaker. It was some of my first, with my cousins and my friends, the first time I'm playing a character, and we're coming up with action storylines. Even when I was playing with my wrestling action figures, they were going up against Ninja Turtles and Transformers. I was taking universes from all these toys that I loved, and blending them in together, and creating my own universe and my own stories."


Dark Side of the Ring Co-Creator Explains Season 4's Status

Wednesday, September 21, 2022

GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 70

 AI is progressing at an astonishing speed, but we still don’t have a good understanding of the datasets that power AI, and little accountability for whatever abusive images they contain.


ISIS Executions and Non-Consensual Porn Are Powering AI Art

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 34

 Deathmatches, often involving nothing short of thumb tacs, flourescent light tubes, barbed wire, and – in the case of Australia’s Charli Evans – wooden skewers, have been having a bit of a moment recently.


10 Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask a Deathmatch Wrestler

GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 6ex9umber

 “One social media trend relying on peer pressure is online video clips of people misusing nonprescription medications and encouraging viewers to do so too. These video challenges, which often target youths, can harm people — and even cause death,” the FDA stated in a warning.





Sunday, September 18, 2022

GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 68

 The publication spoke to more than a dozen people who had either lived with or were still living at Miller’s secluded Vermont compound, which they call “The Mountain.” There, Miller lords over what was described as a “court harem” that was a kind of “patriarchal dictatorship” in which “Ezra controls all the sex as the man, and plays the women against each other, screams at them, belittles them in front of the others.”

During a trip to Iceland, Miller reportedly befriended a 55-year-old Native spiritual adviser named Jasper Young Bear, who would tell Miller they were “the next Messiah and that the Freemasons were sending demons out to kill [them].”

Those living at the Mountain claim that when Miller returned to the Mountain, he was prone to “grandiose speechifying.” They would refer to themselves as alternately Jesus or the devil, and they’ve hatched a bizarre narrative in which they and Tokata Iron Eyes, the 18-year-old non-binary person he’s alleged to have groomed, form a “union” that is “supposed to bring about the apocalypse.” What’s more, Miller has spoken about how the Flash, their DCEU character, is the Jesus of the DC’s multiverse.

There’s also reportedly lots of weapons and ammo, as well as an altar made of “bullets, weed, sage and Flash figurines.”


New, Troubling Claims About Ezra Miller Have Emerged, Including That They Would Refer To Themselves As Jesus Or The Devil


#gorenoise vol. 164

 

The CGI Talking Fetus in ‘Blonde’ Is an Abomination

Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 33


 Malakai Black Gives Update On Wrestling Future At Prestige Wrestling Show


NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! vol. 193

 

R. Crumb 

Means Some 

Offense

Thursday, September 15, 2022

GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 67

In truth, the provenance of the video doesn’t matter that much. What’s more interesting is how this particular incident dovetails with a larger conservative meme (pushed, for example, by Tucker Carlson, and Toboroff herself has appeared on Steve Bannon's TV show) that American cities are fallen dystopias. It's an idea that those on the right and ostensible left—Weinberg clarified in later tweets that he plans to vote for the Democrats nationally and centrists locally—have all glommed on to, asking for a tougher crackdown on crime and homelessness, while ignoring the real cause of the problem: rampant capitalism that has engendered a devastating housing crisis.

In this imaginary, cities are pressure cookers ready to blow if there isn’t enough law and order. Segments from conservative channels regularly go on about how liberals are destroying San Francisco by letting criminals run amok by refusing to incarcerate them and defunding the police. This idea is popular among the Tucker Carlson acolytes of the world just as much as wealthy people who ostensibly hold progressive views.

The reality, however, couldn’t be more different: There are few, if any, cities that have actually attempted to defund police budgets or loosen punitive punishments, and crime is not on the rise nationwide or even in cities. Liberal political campaigns only gestured towards defunding the police, but in reality pushed to increase budgets. In supposedly war-torn New York City, Eric Adams pushed a budget that cut everything but police funding. 

“This is the nature of carceral ideology: It cannot fail, it can only be failed. When crime goes up in areas with modest reform efforts, it’s the reform efforts that are to blame. When crime goes up—by roughly the same percentage—in places where no such reforms exist, Tough on Crime ideology and the lack of a robust welfare state or social services cannot be blamed. Instead, it’s blamed on a lack of churchgoing and oppressive liberal lockdowns,” Johnson wrote. 



 

Why Are Rich People So Obsessed With Proving US Cities Are Dystopian Hellholes?

Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 32

 To those shocked by Moxley’s drive, take a look at what he was up to before joining WWE. He wasn’t purely an athlete, a model, or a weightlifter. He cut his teeth in the deathmatch world of Combat Zone Wrestling. Moxley knew how to roll up his sleeves and get through tough work because he did it with almost no spotlight on him. For all the above, Moxley needs his flowers. He needs to be recognized as nothing less than one of the best professional wrestlers in the world today. He’ll never claim his status because he’s focused on lacing up his boots and kickin’ ass. And that’s precisely why he deserves it.


Jon Moxley has always been The Guy in AEW

Put some respect on his name as he continues to carry the company through its darkest moments

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! vol. 192

 

‘The People’s Joker’ Review – A Queer Coming of Age Batman Tale


Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Friday, September 9, 2022

Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 31

 

It’s All Happening — WWE and AEW now: CM Punk is just another word for Hulk Hogan

The Second City Saint is politicking like the Hulkster, dude, but AEW will be just fine without him

Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 30

 

With Karrion Kross & Braun Strowman’s WWE Returns, Control Your Narrative Has No Chance Of Success

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 294

 The most recent U.S. aid package, $3 billion aimed at supplying current material and building long-term capacity, features a new weapon: the Vehicle-Agnostic Modular Palletized ISR Rocket Equipment (VAMPIRE). The confusingly named system is not the first or most capable air defense system the Biden administration has supplied to Ukraine, but its unique features and price point put it on the frontier of the evolving fight against small drones.


New American ‘VAMPIRE’ Weapon Could Crush Putin’s War

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 546

 

Netflix Drops Trailer for ‘Copenhagen Cowboy,’ Nicolas Winding Refn on His Cathartic Experience Filming the Venice-Premiering Series (EXCLUSIVE)

GO. OUT. SIDE. vol. 66

 In the case of far-right ear-flicking such as this fiction-laced retelling of the Hunter Biden laptop nothingburger, a writeup in a semi-reputable publication like the Guardian gives hyperventilating Breitbart commenters all the ammo they need to prove that the libs have been thoroughly and irrefutably triggered. The truth is that the latest feature-length output from the conservative peanut gallery poses little threat to the viewing public, its foamy-mouthed partisanship speaking only to those already simpatico to its theories and alienating the saner majority within its opening minutes. It doesn’t deserve time or mental energy from right-thinking citizens, but if the past decade of American politics has taught us anything, it’s that ignoring extremism does not make it go away.

And so an intrepid critic has no choice but to tromp into the dank bog of paranoia and conspiracy theorizing that is the sophomore directorial effort from Robert Davi. (His only other credit being 2007’s forgotten The Dukes, he’s perhaps most fondly remembered as the sleazy club owner in Showgirls who muses to Elizabeth Berkley, “Must be weird not having anybody cum on you.”) In its hermetically sealed ideology, under which all of the favored Trumpian talking points about alleged corruption in the Biden administration can’t be countered with the real-world examples of his own misdeeds, the film offers fringe lunatics a safe space. “This is not a true story,” says a Secret Service agent with a smirk, moments after the currently sitting president takes a deep whiff of her hair. “Except for all the facts.” To ensure that the truth-to-power self-aggrandizement comes across loud and clear, these words also appear onscreen.

The film is much more secure in the vehemency of its anger than the hows or whys, starting with a news montage of flaming violence during Black Lives Matter protests that huffs and puffs on a racist dogwhistle. This has nothing to do with the proposed Biden crime syndicate, but like so many of the pushed buttons, serves to stoke the embers of rage in a presumed viewer all too excited to spend two hours fuming in like-minded company. That mentality of paradoxically paired grievance and gloating is the only way to explain the weirder flourishes, all of which suggest someone laughing a little too hard in an effort to appear not-mad. 

That none of this actually makes any sense isn’t much of a problem; modern rightwing thought has relied on vibes over threads of logic for years now, assured of its own effectiveness so long as the correct fears and resentments have been exploited. 

Davi wants to take a victory lap without the victory, so his only recourse is to build a tiny, isolated universe in which he and his cohort get to play winner. The creation of an alternate reality makes for a troubling yet apt sendoff, representative of a toxic strain of Q-adjacent conservatism that relies upon casting its subscribers as hero and star in an epic drama only they can see. “Maybe, in the end, the truth itself became the fairytale,” Grace says through the fourth wall. Whatever that means, sure, fine – but it does suggest the corollary that for those sympathetic to this movie’s tinfoil-hatted mumbo-jumbo, fairytales have taken the place of truth.


Laurence Fox and Gina Carano star in an unhinged low-budget drama based less on fact and more on conspiracy theory

Booker Man is the Bastard vol. 29

 

Is CM Punk’s beef with AEW the implosion of a company, or the greatest storyline in a decade?

Real or fake, this is the biggest wrestling drama in AGES.

Monday, September 5, 2022

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 293

The short and simplistic explanation is that journalists are most comfortable in the non-committed middle of political debates. A zero-sum power game determines who governs, and the reporter gets their credibility from calling the game without commenting on who’s right. This is a pretty old idea. 

What’s new is the urgency. Every one of these reporters knows the gravity of the threat Biden identified, even if he did it in the context of politics (does a president even have another context?). All of them know that the GOP is effectively an anti-democratic party now, and that its authoritarian-populist momentum probably isn’t subsiding any time soon, no matter what happens to Trump. 

Even though more and more of the press has grasped the emergency, bothsidesism is clearly alive and well. 


Biden Finally Understands the MAGA Threat. Why Can’t the Media?

Sunday, September 4, 2022

U.S.A.! U.S.A! vol. 292

 If one is feeling pessimistic about the future — that’s been a safe enough bet lately — there are a couple of possibilities to consider. It could be that even after Trump is finally routed, by prosecutors or voters or old age, he will have to be recognized as the supreme political innovator of his age. For a generation after FDR, or JFK, or Reagan, even politicians who did not embrace their policies often wove elements of their styles into their own public presentations. Perhaps that is what we are seeing again, when even a Democrat like Maloney talks trash about a fellow Democrat, in uncomfortably personal terms, with language that would have been astonishing seven years ago but is now only of passing note.

A more troubling possibility, however, might be that Trump is not the cause of the new crudeness and rudeness of contemporary politics — just an especially florid manifestation of much deeper trends. The paradox of modern technology, especially as harnessed by social media, is that it is especially proficient in unleashing primitive dimensions of human character. That suggests a renaissance of insult, indignation and conspiracy theory — the signatures of the politics of contempt — is going to be with us for a long time to come no matter what happens to Trump.


But why so glum? Pessimism becomes boring after a while. So, for that matter, does outlandish political rhetoric. In 2019, 85 percent of voters had already said political debate in the U.S. had become more disrespectful and negative over the last few years; things have only worsened since then. It’s at least worth considering the possibility that what we observed this summer was not a forerunner of the future but the spasms of a trend that may be running its course.



How Trump Taught Everybody to Be Obnoxious and Cruel

Trump's instinct for casual savagery used to be abnormal. Now it's part of the everyday diet of American political life, replicated by both Democrats and Republicans.