Awwww Yeah vol. 96

Twitter Roasts Dating Author Who Says Liking Butts Makes Men Gay

Roosh Valizadeh, the author of the highly criticized 'Game', insists that our culture's fixation on butts is a 'gateway to homosexuality.'

i'm willing to storm the gates of that castle.

maybe it's because my taste in pornstars came (giggity) of age during the gluteuial golden age of the early-mid 2000s, where the fixation on augmented tits that laid up the chest like pneumatic medicine balls rather than the fleshy clay goodness of what the gods made was eclipsed by the buoyant beatitude of the natural female ass, but i seriously just don't. fucking. get. guys who are grossed out by anal anything.

"eeew that's where POO comes out!!!!"

yeah stupid? NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Is this like dudes who only watch girl/girl porn because they think the mere sight of a dick will cause them to run screaming and flailing their suddenly limp wrists toward the nearest the bathhouse leather daddy discotheque?

I had friends back in high school who preached that malarkey. i told them that you're okay as long as you make sure that you don't nut when the camera cuts to the dude's face because if you do a pink rainbow will shoot out of your dick, which means seven years of hot stuff coming throoooooooooo.

NERRRRRRRD! vol. 75

We get an exclusive sneak peak behind the scenes of Alan Moore's new film being shot here in Northampton

Negation Aspiration vol. 135

Minnesota man throws meth-fueled 'death party' for his wife, who then died

Negation Aspiration vol. 134

For people with low-level social anxiety, a common piece of conventional wisdom is that you should stop worrying so much about what other people think, because no one is actually thinking about you. In fact, this isn’t true, even if you haven’t had a story go viral. Almost everyone we encounter thinks about us. Bad hair, they think, as they pass us on the street. Annoying voice. Nice legs. Gummy smile. Stained shirt. She looks like my third-grade teacher. Why is she taking so long to order her coffee? I hate her stupid face. The problem is not that other people think about us but that their thoughts are so flattening, so reductive in comparison to our own complicated view of ourselves. Here I am, having this irreducible and mysterious set of human experiences, and all you think when you encounter me is, Her hair is weird. Many horror stories revolve around this theme: if we could eavesdrop on all the quick, dismissive thoughts that other people were having about us, we would go insane. We are simply not meant to see ourselves as others see us.

What It Felt Like When “Cat Person” Went Viral

By Kristen Roupenian

January 10, 2019

Negation Aspiration vol. 133

Inside ‘Leaving Neverland’: Sundance’s Horrifying Michael Jackson Child Rape Documentary

Two accusers come forward with graphic accounts of alleged child sex abuse by the King of Pop in a disturbing but essential new 4-hour documentary that premiered at Sundance.

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 160

Trump’s Inner Circle Keeps Violating the Stringer Bell Rule

Roger Stone is the latest of the president’s associates to ignore the most important rule in a conspiracy: Don’t take notes.

The Trump Administration = a Scorsese film within the reality of an episode of Entourage.

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 331 / Awwww Yeah vol. 96

Paris pornographers meet a dildo switchblade in the first trailer for queer giallo Knife + Heart