Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I Dunno, Just a Thought vol. 18

some belated observations regarding the MTVMA's this year;

- Kayne West is a Schmuck. yeah...MTV hates black people. totally. MTV brought Hip Hop to the mainstream. and despite the mind numbing and disastrous thing mainstream had done to Hip-Hop...you know i can't think of a way to finish that sentence. Maybe MTV does hate black people. Kayne West is still a schmuck. he thinks he's the U2 of Hip-Hop, but he isn't even the Midnight Oil of Hip-Hop. He's just another humorless pretentious sanctimonious self-important self appointed "revolutionary" with no real substance to back up his ego. hmm...i gues Kayne West IS the U2 of Hip-Hop. my bads.

- on the public's reaction to Britney Spears abysmal performance: really?!? you expected a "comeback"? really?!!?!!? true; this woman has apparently made it her mission to inhale the taunt memory of her career, but REALLY??!!!!?!!?!!????! The poor thing never stood a chance. she's been a sub-talented R-Tard since the beginning, albeit a fuckable sub-talented R-Tard. Now that the cheese-doodle dust has settled and she looks how her music makes self-respecting music fans feel, you're finally calling her out on her lack of talent. REALLY?!?! and i'm not even going to bother ranting about that pathetic half-a-man on YouTube raging against those who are raging against his "profound inspiration" in Britney Beers. Every one of you needs to be transplanted into a Kenneth Eng manuscript. Really.

- Sarah Silverman: fuck the haters of the hater queen. Always be Sarah Silverman. Hurting people's feelings has never been so adorable.

- Amy Winehouse: yeah, she's got a voice and some sense of style, but if i can be real for a minute; most of her songs (and her look) to me are merely an emotionally tamed dumbed down reflection of the bluesier side of Diamanda Galas. and going to rehab for "exhaustion"? what are you exhausted from....having people actually know who you are now? gimme a break, Pseudo-Soul Sister.

- Fall Out Boy is what happens when the technological and social trappings of today teenager pool and congeal and take the shape of a half-ass "we're kidding!/no we're not/yes we are so!/nuh uh/yuh huh" band of chubby metrosexuals expressing the stunted emotions of sad-sack twenty somethings who have yet to experience any real problems or obstacles in life. i don't care about your "scene" or that girl who you fucked that one time. You're Half-Gay...especially the Gay half. dwoing.

that was all i watched. We're still soooo doomed.

I dunno...just a thought.

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