Sunday, February 17, 2008

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 7 (Canadian Edition)

Metrosexual from Space Verbally Stomps the Homeless

"I can't stand the fact that homeless people are even in my neighborhood. I think that a comprehensive solution would be to move them to a separate part of town where they can't interact with decent, law abiding citizens"

they have those...they're called SLUMS, you cum siphoning bubblehead. And personally i'd be more comfortable "financing the lifestyle" of an incontinate street lurking alcoholic than some preening internet narcissist who dresses like a gay super-villain. If this is a joke, it fails. If this is humanity, it fails. Oh poor you, some homeless person is curb-stomping your metro-aesthetic with his anti-prettiness. Being poor and dying in the streets is soooo not trendy. Here's to your future prolapsed rectum or worse yet, a life on the streets where you can no longer put "product" in your hair or wax your chest until the Twink seal of approval can slide right off its surface.

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