Friday, August 29, 2008

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 11

So the Republican Presidential Ticket looks like this;

Sen. John McCain Picks Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as His Running Mate

I don't know about you, but i totally want a vice president that looks more at home on a My First Sex Teacher video than in the 2nd greatest position of power in the country.

I mean, there are fewer things i want more in life than an after-school fuck session with Kylie Ireland, but i don't know if i'd be okay with her being inches away from becoming President should the OLDEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE OLDEST MOTHER FUCKING HISTORY OF OLDEST MOTHER FUCKERS some unthinkable stroke (tee) of circumstance... find himself fixed in a casket by the end of his inauguration speech.

Yeah. People take America Seriously.

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