Wednesday, May 5, 2010

They Don't Have a Name for It vol. 14


The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

Fired from his job at the Analsausage Fuck Factory, Lucifer Niggerbastard sets off on an epic quest with his compatriots, a burbling sack of babyshit and Rojir the razor-bladed dildo. Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is an epic tale told in a bizarro-author’s take on the ancient Homeric masters. Hey, all writers are thieves. It’s just illegal if the dead author you steal from hasn’t rotted enough yet. Actually, this book is pretty much nothing like the Aeneid. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read. Is it a commentary on how fucked up things are yet again? Maybe. Probably. Yes. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this fucking book.

1 comment:

emanonguy said...

That name is something else, I love the awkwardness of Vagina Ass and how it reminds me of Anal Cunt. Lucifer Niggerbastard is equally hysterical in it's rolling off the tongue and putting the ohnoesbadpeople Lucifer/nigger juxtaposition on top of bastard, just the way morons and bigots like their "undesirables."

On another note of hilarity, I keep meaning to congratulate you on the "extraterrestrial bar fight" comment. I actually meant to write a whole reply to yours, but I've been stepping away from social networking recently.

Anyway, that E.T B.F. made me lol. Thanks man.