Wednesday, November 10, 2010
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 51
“She said to her teenage kid, ‘Here’s the fetus.’ There’s no question that affected me, a philosophy that we should respect life."
- Former President/Current Incubus of Despair George Dubya Bush talking to Matt Lauer about his mother's miscarriage.
yup.... Barbara Bush had a miscarriage when W was a teenager. she then scooped the soul-fail husk out of the uterine blood bedaubed toilet bowl, dropped the near gelatin corpse toy into a mayonnaise jar, and presented the viscera frosted womb turd to her teenage son, passing it off as something more than a life-deficient poon cutter that exists soley as material evidence suggesting that maybe octogenarian varicose in-lined beast-cows shouldn't be necro-copulating with their decrepit monkey skeleton marionette mates anymore.
God is Pro-life.... because he thinks a grotesque old woman built like the side of a decaying group home dropping its conceived-weeks-before-menopause fluke newt from a yellowed-papery cobwebbed spam purse into a pool of piss oiled doo-doo butter at 3 am is fucking hilarious.
God's pretty awesome sometimes.