“She said to her teenage kid, ‘Here’s the fetus.’ There’s no question that affected me, a philosophy that we should respect life."
- Former President/Current Incubus of Despair George Dubya Bush talking to Matt Lauer about his mother's miscarriage.
yup.... Barbara Bush had a miscarriage when W was a teenager. she then scooped the soul-fail husk out of the uterine blood bedaubed toilet bowl, dropped the near gelatin corpse toy into a mayonnaise jar, and presented the viscera frosted womb turd to her teenage son, passing it off as something more than a life-deficient poon cutter that exists soley as material evidence suggesting that maybe octogenarian varicose in-lined beast-cows shouldn't be necro-copulating with their decrepit monkey skeleton marionette mates anymore.
God is Pro-life.... because he thinks a grotesque old woman built like the side of a decaying group home dropping its conceived-weeks-before-menopause fluke newt from a yellowed-papery cobwebbed spam purse into a pool of piss oiled doo-doo butter at 3 am is fucking hilarious.
God's pretty awesome sometimes.
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Jesus Titty Fucking Christ. As if the loony fundamentalism between him and Ascroft wasn't enough. If placentophagy is bat shit crazy for Tom Cruise, then this at least on par.
Oh shit - not sure if you read the rest of the article, but I noticed this little gem about Senator Rick "Spreading" Santorum:
"Upon their son's death, Rick and Karen Santorum opted not to bring his body to a funeral home. Instead, they bundled him in a blanket and drove him to Karen's parents' home in Pittsburgh. There, they spent several hours kissing and cuddling Gabriel with his three siblings, ages 6, 4 and 1 1/2. They took photos, sang lullabies in his ear and held a private Mass."
Yeah, they're so fucking dumb I can't believe it.
:D as an aside, the first 46 seconds of that were how System of a Down opened when I saw them on the Toxicity tour. That was fun.
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