Thursday, September 27, 2012

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 70

Students Make Viral Video To Protest Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Plan

The Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010 not only restricts the calories in school lunches. It requires students be given more fruits and vegetables and cuts down on sweets and fatty foods in cafeteria menus. 

 high schoolers limited to 850 calories in a meal at lunch...

read that again:

 high schoolers limited to 850 calories in a meal at lunch...

 they say the average person should have at least 2000 calories a day, but that's really bullshit... 12-1600 is more than enough to sustain a healthy diet.

sorry... i just remembered what country i'm talking about here. the land of the Cheese and the home of the Cake.

and no... i didn't watch the smartass viral video, because i'm not the least bit fucking interested in what a bunch of shitstick teenagers have to say about anything.

 "waahhh our SOCIALIFACIST FIRST LADY took away barely a quarter of our canned lemonade and french fries!  we aren't getting nearly enough freeze dried sugar venomed ketchup-caked pseudo-food at this glorified daycare center, and it's inhibiting our ability to pay even less attention to our studies! " 

shut the fuck up and read.

i gotta go. 


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