Wednesday, March 23, 2022

We Are the Sprocket Holes vo. 532

 The Blade 2 review makes for a shocking read today, not merely for the lewdness of the prose, but the fact that the barely-literate doofus horndog who wrote it was once a formidable presence in the world of online journalism. This was a man feared by studios, courted by such marquee filmmakers as del Toro, Quentin Tarantino, and Peter Jackson, and championed by respected legacy film critics like Roger Ebert and Leonard Maltin. The Times of London called him “the most powerful independent voice in movie criticism since Pauline Kael.” He was given book deals, television gigs, and unlimited access to films-in-progress. This guy had power.

This guy. The “you’re fingers are wet” guy.

The Worst Movie Review Ever Written Is Still Poisoning the Air

No work of criticism needs that many references to oral sex.


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