- Bill Hicks
Friday, January 30, 2009
Quotant Quotables vol. 22
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
- Bill Hicks
- Bill Hicks
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Just Needed to Share vol. 26
ladies and gentlemen.... the worst song ever produced from a "metal" band;
STUCK MOJO - "Friends"
i hesitate to even call this "metal", as it's obvioulsy more influenced by shmaltzy sitcom theme songs from the 1980s than Slayer records. All that's missing is a sample of Bronson Pinchott saying "Donbereedickuloss" while proposing to a goat or whatever the hell he did on that dumb ass show.
i mean, Stuck Mojo were never exaclty the benchmark of intelligencia in Metal, but this is just embarrasing. compared to this, 3 Doors Down sound as raw and uncompromising as Nuclear Death playing in the rest room of a group home for aborigines burn victims with compulsive explosive diarrhea and leaky 3 foot catheters.
this is the musical equivalent of a manboy bulldyke go-tard in a crooked hockey helmet and a pair of skid marked Care Cousin underoos drooling over a 3-wheeled Tonka Trunk while watching "KIDS Incorporated" and clapping his wrists together going "KAY! EYE! DEE! ESS! gahahahahahahaha!". it's like a Just Say No to Smoking AIDS Pollution PSA from 1991 featuring a gaggle of break dancing 9 year olds with spiky hair and rat tails wearing neon graffiti'd parachute pants, hot pink t-shirts, 4 snap bracelets on one wrist and 6 snap bracelets on the other, while Captain Planet and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rap about not littering your dirty needles and broken condoms in front of a busy playground... then the cast of "Saved by the Bell", Nancy Reagan, Doogie Howser, Freddy Kruger, Kirk and Candace Cameron, Das Effects, and a guy with a trachea ring robot voice say something life-affirming and gay, give the "thumbs up!" , then suck each other's dicks and fingerbang a rainforest.
just needed to share.
STUCK MOJO - "Friends"
i hesitate to even call this "metal", as it's obvioulsy more influenced by shmaltzy sitcom theme songs from the 1980s than Slayer records. All that's missing is a sample of Bronson Pinchott saying "Donbereedickuloss" while proposing to a goat or whatever the hell he did on that dumb ass show.
i mean, Stuck Mojo were never exaclty the benchmark of intelligencia in Metal, but this is just embarrasing. compared to this, 3 Doors Down sound as raw and uncompromising as Nuclear Death playing in the rest room of a group home for aborigines burn victims with compulsive explosive diarrhea and leaky 3 foot catheters.
this is the musical equivalent of a manboy bulldyke go-tard in a crooked hockey helmet and a pair of skid marked Care Cousin underoos drooling over a 3-wheeled Tonka Trunk while watching "KIDS Incorporated" and clapping his wrists together going "KAY! EYE! DEE! ESS! gahahahahahahaha!". it's like a Just Say No to Smoking AIDS Pollution PSA from 1991 featuring a gaggle of break dancing 9 year olds with spiky hair and rat tails wearing neon graffiti'd parachute pants, hot pink t-shirts, 4 snap bracelets on one wrist and 6 snap bracelets on the other, while Captain Planet and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rap about not littering your dirty needles and broken condoms in front of a busy playground... then the cast of "Saved by the Bell", Nancy Reagan, Doogie Howser, Freddy Kruger, Kirk and Candace Cameron, Das Effects, and a guy with a trachea ring robot voice say something life-affirming and gay, give the "thumbs up!" , then suck each other's dicks and fingerbang a rainforest.
just needed to share.
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