Friday, January 9, 2009
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 21
YOUNG GOPERS: 'O,' THE PAIN! BUSH LEAGUERS MOURN BARACK ERA
By AMBER SUTHERLAND
Last updated: 3:12 am
January 9, 2009
Posted: 2:09 am
January 9, 2009
The Grand Old Party is over for New York's young Republicans, who spent last night crying in their vintage cognac as they mourned the end of the Bush era and quaked in fear over the prospect of an Obama presidency.
"I have no idea what's to come," said Amy Noakes, 26, as she and about 100 other conservatives commiserated at Ice Bar in Murray Hill. "It's going to be more like socialism than capitalism."
Noakes and her fellow GOPers talked of a political apocalypse at the penultimate New York Young Republican's Club meeting to be held before Barack Obama's inauguration on Jan. 20.
"I'm trying to savor the last days of capitalism," said Cathy Reno, 23, as she bitterly sipped a three-olive martini. "I fear Obama's inexperience, and that we have no idea what his worldview is."
"I'm hiding all my guns where Barry can't find them," added Villamor Asuncion, 26, referring to Obama's old nickname in high school.
Grad student Michael Pocelinko, 22, agreed.
"I'm buying as many guns as possible, and I'm enjoying the last days of national security while I can."
Others worried about the fate of their money in the hands of a man they see as the lowest of the low - a tax-and-spend liberal.
"I'm divesting all equity before the capital-gains tax goes up," said Jeff Miller, 25.
Miller anticipated a return to Franklin D. Roosevelt's big-government polices of the last Depression.
"I fear a repeat of the bad tax effects of the New Deal and a gross overreaction to the current economic issues," he said. "I fear overinflating wages and prices. It would lead to a huge unemployment boom."
Some tried to keep a stiff upper lip, claiming that they really didn't care that their candidate lost and that eight years of Republican rule was coming to an end.
"I could give two s- - - s about the inauguration. I could care less," said Allie Nigolian, 25. "I don't get Obama; I don't buy it. People are gonna realize that he's full of s- - -."
.. the phrase is "I COULDN'T care less" you useless goatlob.
Their worries about unemployment are especially riotous, since i'm willing to bet the Cosmotervatives are rich assholes who probably will never have to worry about money. The bottom line is these trouser blots are more concerned with their own status than the well being of the country.
"I'm buying as many guns as possible"... riiiiight. look out punks, Richie Rich is packing heat.
short and sweet... you're so afraid of what will happen to this country now that your team lost? well why don't you ENLIST IN THE MARINES AND GO OFF TO THE MIDDLE EAST. Put your outrage to some use and get face-raped with a grenade.
there's my outrage for the day.