Tuesday, February 14, 2012

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 67

Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, and Newt Gingrich All Promise To Ban Porn


yeah good luck with that.

i would be alarmed, but this is little more than yet another empty platitude that they have no real intention (or conceivable way) of backing up. it's just something that will get hyper-moral blowtards clapping and cheering for "the good old days" when there was no naked ladies corrupting our children through the mere sight of a flashed tit or a sweat-lacquered o-face.

oh wait... they've had some form of that since man had a cock and a moment of downtime.

you're never gonna stop people from jerking off. you may take away their Digital Playground DVDs, but they'll find something to fill that void, and then whatever that is will become the new pornography.

somewhat related; i went to the mall yesterday, and there were HUGE banners of this gorgeous blond in her underwear, shooting a hotel-room gaze across the entire compound. next to her was the nerve center; the food court, with little kids eating 2100 calorie macaroni burgers from the Cheesecake Factory. 

tell me... what's doing more damage?

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