U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 217

The vast enterprise of formerly conservative media outlets now dedicated to trafficking in baroque QAnon-adjacent conspiracy theories in defense of Trump will try their best to polish this turd into a diamond. The chances are slim, however, that they’ll be able to convince even their own audience of credulous Trump rubes and conspiracy nuts that this report means all that much.

Justice Department Watchdog Crushes Trumpworld’s Deep State Dreams

We were told Russia was a hoax, the president was persecuted by Obama, and the real traitors would be locked up. So much for all that.