Sunday, March 8, 2020

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! vol. 235

The youth vote goes missing in 2020 Democratic primaries

sorry kiddies, the results of the election aren't determined by head counts at weed rallies or the reaction rate of your OK BOOMER memes. you might actually have to GO. OUT. SIDE. and WAIT. IN. LINE. to get something done.

look i get it; the choices fucking suck, people are shit, life is an irritant, and it's a drag being told what to do and how to do it. but this is all we got for the time being. it's frustratingly imperfect and will more than likely become so leaden from pedantic compromises that it will be the policy outcome equivalent of a ruined orgasm, but this fuck-a-duck has to cunting go.

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