Sunday, March 1, 2020

We Are The Sprocket Holes vol. 365

stand-out viewings for the month of February

(January)

RABID (2019, dir Jen and Sylvia Sokska

while its no doubt a return-to-form for the gorehound charmers, who have spent an unfortunate amount of their post-American Mary good will slumming it on WWE Films productions and stabs at reality television, i still can't help but acknowledge the failings of their unfortunately uninspiring Cronenberg fan-film, which derives its worship almost exclusively on the surface molecules of the auteur's universe, completely disregarding his talent for creating characters that feel adult and believable rather than the stock monster movie archetypes that populate the Soska's iteration of the material. great effects work, though.

DANIEL ISN'T REAL (2019, dir Adam Egypt Mortimer)

Drop Dead Fred went up Jacob's Ladder and when he came back down he had turned into your worst nightmare of a PUA.

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT DIRECTOR'S CUT (2018, dir. Lars Von Trier )

the worn out trope of the serial killer as an encyclopedic arbiter of class and culture gets thoroughly decimated as only Von Trier knows how.

THE DEVIL (1981, dir Jen-Chieh Chang)

a maggoty gem from the Far East.

FROWNLAND (2007, dir Ronald Bronstein)

a deliberately frustrating collage of intermittent explosive disorder and unyielding panic attacks that will have you tasting copper half way through attempts at recalling its message.

BLACK CIRCLE BOYS (1997, dir Matthew Carnahan)

the mythologized demonization of Ricky Kasso gets a late 90s wet look makeover that unfortunately plays like a  mediocre cable TV pilot remake of Jim Van Bebber's My Sweet Satan. 

THE GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR (2019, dir. Travis Stevens) 

the Money Pit as interpreted by Lucio Fulci.

WE (2018, dir. Rene Eller)

mean.

NIGHT OF FEAR (1973)

compact stalk-and-slash stripped to meat and bone.

COLOR OUT OF SPACE (2019, dir Richard Stanley) 

a corrosive mutant of overwhelming cosmic phosphorus shock-loads the senses until its sight can no longer be described as beautiful or ugly... heavenly or hellish... only as a force that supplants everything.... interloping definition... re-contextualizing the smattering miasma of matter and its reverse into one concentrated blast of succulent unknowing. good to have you back, Richard.

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