Sunday, February 20, 2011

Umm... wait... wha.... huh? vol. 3

i just woke from a fever dream involving a four hundred pound snow dog acting like a puppy, sitting across from the Golden Girls at a pep rally only to be called a pedophile by Estelle Getty, someone screaming at me in Morse code while wearing a mask of Balloon Hitler as i look through a key hole into a red room where a bondage session involving a naked man hanging by his wrists is having his arms sucked by a woman whose mouth is spread open with hooks, revealing all of her teeth had been replaced with leeches... and this is still the most what-the-fucking-fuck thing i've seen all day;

Sorcery, Gay Midget Sex And An Undead Michael Jackson. Is The World Ready For THE RETURN OF THE MOONWALKER?

by Todd Brown, February 18, 2011 9:27 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a world of sorcery, circus performers, midget sex, an evil hunting priest and the resurrection of an undead Michael Jackson. This, my friends is The Return Of The Moonwalker, here to prove once again that the world is even stranger than we imagined it to be.

Yes, indeed, this is a real movie and you can check the trailer below.


A.D. said...

Um.... wow? I can't wait. I think.

Nick said...

it's like Fellini and Harmony Korine having a slap-fight on Robitussin.