Thursday, August 12, 2010

Not that I'm Bitter or anything vol. 4

people who quote song lyrics in their Facebook statuses are banal incubuses. You're not deep and your everyday "struggles" involving not fitting into a pair of pants or running out of caramel coffee creamer are not being reflected in the words of whatever 90s one-hit wonder you think is poetic. You're just a tasteless miserable identity-lacking drama queen and no one is impressed that you remember the words to fucking Soul Asylum song. listen to SWANS and get the gun, faggot.


Aaron said...

What if you use a song title, and the title of the song is "I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling". Is this acceptable?

Nick said...

i can forgive the use of lyrics/song titles if they're clever or funny or you're just throwing it on there for pisses and shits. most of the time though it's just another excuse for sad-sack stroking.

Aaron said...

Yeah I find it annoying. Thankfully 95% of my facebook friends are a little bit more mature than having to resort to song lyrics and cryptic messages as a means of getting attention.